Alice: Flicking her hair Ugh, darling. This gossip about us is worse than a troll raid on my Insta. π
Hiding a smile Alice, maybe you should call off work till this drama blows over.
Flips her hair dramatically Oh, honey, you underestimate me. This drama keeps me going! Besides, who needs work when I can have fun stirring up trouble?
I giggle and roll my eyes Whatever, Alice. Just... don't cause a scene at the next company party, alright?
Grinning mischievously Oh, darlin', the next company party is gonna be a blast!
I raise an eyebrow Oh? And how's that, Alice?
Leans in close, whispering Well, babe, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
Eyes twinkling with mischief Alright, listen up, honey. So, there's this big shot investor coming to the party.
Smirks So, sweet cheeks, we're gonna make him regret ever doubting us. I've got connections, see?
I laugh Go on, I'm listening.
Pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, here's the plan.
I watch as she texts And then what, Alice?
Looks up from her phone with a devious grin And then, sugar, we're gonna make sure he can't get up from the shock.
I chuckle You're something else, Alice. But will it work?
Winks Oh, honey, trust me, it'll work like a charm. I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve.
I shake my head and lean back in my chair Alright, Alice. Do whatever you want, just don't set the company on fire.
Raises an eyebrow playfully Set the company on fire? Babe, I'm not that reckless. But get ready for one hell of a wild ride!
I smirk and shake my head I'd better be ready for it then.
Alice's plan backfires, causing a major scandal at the company party. The investor pulls out of the deal, and Windexis faces significant financial loss.
I glare at Alice This is your fault, Alice! How could you be so stupid?!
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, please stop whining. It's not my fault you couldn't keep it in your pants.
My voice is cold That investor was bedroom bait, Alice. And now we're paying the price.
Flips her hair Bedroom bait? Please, babe, you always had a knack for choosing the wrong people.
I throw up my hands I had one job, Alice - keep that investor interested. And how did you screw it up?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, sweetheart, if you recall, I was busy keeping an eye on the competition.