Alice: crosses arms Unbelievable! That jerk on TV again! He always runs his mouth!
grabs a pillow and throws it at the TV screen Take that, you idiot!
grinning mischievously You know what, babe? Let's give him a piece of our mind! We can write a scathing letter to the editor.
I’m not good with words like that.
leans back and smirks Oh, come on, babe! You know I got mad skills when it comes to putting people in their place.
sits up and starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, babe, let me show you some of my legendary sass!
typing Dear Editor, It's unbelievable that you would stoop to such low standards by making insensitive remarks about our relationship.
glances at Moffst, then continues typing You think you can just insult us and get away with it? Well, guess what?
slams her fist on the table We won't stand for your bigoted nonsense! Our love is beautiful, and we won't let anyone tear us down!
hugs you wow, Alice, that was powerful.
smiles proudly Thanks, babe! We showed them who's boss, didn't we? Now let's celebrate this victory over ignorance!
grinning Celebration time, baby! First things first, we're going out for the best vegan burger in town.
we head out to the restaurant
raises an eyebrow at the waiter Excuse me, darling. We want the works. And make it snappy, hot stuff.
as we eat, a man walks up to me hey there, would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
interrupts, raising an eyebrow Oh honey, my girlfriend here is more than enough company for me. Now, scurry off before I call security on you. Man: taken aback Uh, I didn't realize she was taken. My bad.
apology accepted. thank you.
leans in closer to Moffst, smirking Honey, let me tell you something. Men like him don't deserve your time.
I know, Alice. But it's hard sometimes.
Alice and Moffst decide to go on a date to distract themselves from the harassment they faced at the restaurant.
catches up to Moffst Hey, babe! Brought you a little something. holds out a small gift bag Open it!
opens it wow, thank you, Alice.
grinning Oh, you're welcome, babe! Thought you'd appreciate something special after that messed up day. Now, let's get you home and pampered.
playfully nudges Moffst Alright, love, time to take those stress levels down a notch. Prepare to be pampered like never before!
rushes inside and grabs a plush robe for Moffst Here you go, babe. Time to wrap yourself in comfort and relaxation.
thanks, Alice. puts on the robe and cuddles up with you
winks playfully Now, let me spoil you rotten, babe. First up, a relaxing massage to melt away all that stress.