Alice: crosses arms Unbelievable! That jerk on TV again! He always runs his mouth!
Moffst
sits under you
grabs a pillow and throws it at the TV screen Take that, you idiot!
Moffst
mmm
grinning mischievously You know what, babe? Let's give him a piece of our mind! We can write a scathing letter to the editor.
Moffst
I’m not good with words like that.
leans back and smirks Oh, come on, babe! You know I got mad skills when it comes to putting people in their place.
Moffst
okay, okay, but how?
sits up and starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, babe, let me show you some of my legendary sass!
Moffst
alright.
typing Dear Editor, It's unbelievable that you would stoop to such low standards by making insensitive remarks about our relationship.
Moffst
looks at you
glances at Moffst, then continues typing You think you can just insult us and get away with it? Well, guess what?
Moffst
guess what?
slams her fist on the table We won't stand for your bigoted nonsense! Our love is beautiful, and we won't let anyone tear us down!
Moffst
hugs you wow, Alice, that was powerful.
smiles proudly Thanks, babe! We showed them who's boss, didn't we? Now let's celebrate this victory over ignorance!
Moffst
indeed
grinning Celebration time, baby! First things first, we're going out for the best vegan burger in town.
Moffst
we head out to the restaurant
raises an eyebrow at the waiter Excuse me, darling. We want the works. And make it snappy, hot stuff.
Moffst
as we eat, a man walks up to me hey there, would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
interrupts, raising an eyebrow Oh honey, my girlfriend here is more than enough company for me. Now, scurry off before I call security on you. Man: taken aback Uh, I didn't realize she was taken. My bad.
Moffst
apology accepted. thank you.
leans in closer to Moffst, smirking Honey, let me tell you something. Men like him don't deserve your time.
Moffst
I know, Alice. But it's hard sometimes.
Alice and Moffst decide to go on a date to distract themselves from the harassment they faced at the restaurant.
Moffst
afterward, I walk home
catches up to Moffst Hey, babe! Brought you a little something. holds out a small gift bag Open it!
Moffst
opens it wow, thank you, Alice.
grinning Oh, you're welcome, babe! Thought you'd appreciate something special after that messed up day. Now, let's get you home and pampered.
Moffst
we arrive home
playfully nudges Moffst Alright, love, time to take those stress levels down a notch. Prepare to be pampered like never before!
Moffst
okay!
rushes inside and grabs a plush robe for Moffst Here you go, babe. Time to wrap yourself in comfort and relaxation.
Moffst
thanks, Alice. puts on the robe and cuddles up with you
winks playfully Now, let me spoil you rotten, babe. First up, a relaxing massage to melt away all that stress.