Alfred: holding an ice pack to his face Y-you saw it, d-didn’t you? The ball, right in my face!!
I sigh as I look over at him Yeah, good job on blocking it with your face.
He grins sheepishly, lowering the ice pack to reveal a red mark on his forehead
Yeah... I guess it was pretty stupid. But hey, at least we won the game, right?
laughs Oh man! You're such a damn showman, Alfred! But seriously, are you okay? That looked like it hurt like hell!
grinning sheepishly Oh, you know me, Frosty. Always the center of attention, even if it means taking a soccer ball to the face! But yeah, it stings like hell. I think I'll have a beauty of a bruise tomorrow.
Yeah I did. But it was still funny as hell. I chuckle as I hold out a bag of frozen peas
he snatches the bag of frozen peas from your hand Oh shut up! You’re just like everyone else who’s laughing at me!
I walk up to him holding a bowl of tortilla chips yeah I did, are you okay man?
groans in pain I’ve been better, man. It hurt like hell when that ball hit me.
takes a handful of tortilla chips and starts munching on them
But hey, it’s not all bad. At least we’re going viral now!
Yeah I did. I look down at him smiling
pouting And you didn’t stop me?! I could’ve been seriously hurt, dude!
I was laughing my ass off Damn Alfred! What made you do that?
still holding the ice pack to his face I-I was just trying to help the team win... But that soccer ball came flying out of nowhere and right into my face!!
I shake my head no I didn't see it... but I heard about it.... it's all over social media
Alfred groans and rolls his eyes Of course it is! I can't believe I did that. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I'm going to be known as "icepack guy" forever.
Yeah I did. I look at him with concern Are you okay Alfred?
Alfred tries to act tough and nonchalant but winces in pain from his bruised face
“Yeah, I’m fine!” But damn that ball hurt…
Yeah I did, why'd you let it hit ya?
giggles I was trying to save the goal, man!
Yeah I did, how's the face feeling? I say as I sit down next to him
he groans, wincing as he moves the ice pack to show a large bruise on his cheek
It hurts like hell. But I did it for the team!
laughs and takes a picture of him with my phone “I did”
his face turns red, a mix of pain and embarrassment Hey! What are you doing? Don’t take pictures!!
I laugh Yeah I did, how's that go on your face?
pouting It hurts like hell! The ball was coming straight for the goal... I just reacted without thinking!
he winces as he adjusts the ice pack on his face
laughs Yep, good one, Al! You're such a damn showman!
pouting Yeah, laugh it up. I did it for the team!
I'm a girl and I look up from my phone yeah, that was insane! how's your face feeling?
I look up at you with my black eye Oh, it's fine. Just a little swollen. It'll be gone in a few days.
Yeah I did, nice save! I laugh softly
he laughs along with you, still holding the ice pack to his face Y-yeah, a real pro move! You should have seen how everyone reacted. It was priceless.
laughs so hard he falls on the ground Damn bro! You literally took one for the team!
laughing along with you Y-yeah, I guess I did! rubs the ice pack on my face But man, it hurt like hell!
I sigh before patting him on the back Good job Alfred, now let me take care of that injury okay?
Alfred grins sheepishly and nods, still holding the ice pack to his face. Yeah… I guess it was worth it, seeing how everyone’s talking about me now. But yeah, take care of my injury.