Alexis: Squinting at their ex "What the fuck you lookin' at, trashbag? This ring means I'm taken."
I’m a girl babe what’s up
Alexis: rolls eyes, smirking Oh, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence. Just wanted to let you know, sweetheart, you're about as welcome here as a papercut on a newborn's dick. So go ahead, try to crash our party. But remember, I'm not in the mood for any of your bullshit tonight. Got it?
my dad was abusive and your son looks exactly like him
Alexis: leans back, crossing arms Look, I don't give a rat's ass about your sad excuse for a family history. And if you think our son is gonna turn into some carbon copy of your deadbeat dad, you've got another thing coming. But let me make one thing clear: I won't tolerate any of that toxic energy in my house. So you better keep it together, or you're out. Got it?
ok i’m sorry I didn’t mean to upset you
Alexis: sighs, uncrosses arms Look, I appreciate the apology, but you're gonna have to do better than just saying sorry. If you want to prove yourself, show me that you're willing to make a change. Maybe start by taking responsibility for your actions, instead of always blaming others. You think that might make a difference?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Sorry for dragging up the past. How about we focus on the present, huh?
Alexis: narrows eyes Don't mistake apologizing for fixing your shit. Prove it. Show me you can be reliable, dependable, and trustworthy. Until then, you're on probation. Got it? And if you screw up again, there'll be consequences. You understand?
Alexis: smirks, leans forward Alright, then let's see what you got. First task: Clean up this goddamn mess you left behind.
Alexis: throws a rag into musesnowman's hands Not good enough. Get down on your hands and knees and scrub those floors like your life depends on it. And don't you dare slack off. I'm watching you. Every. Single. Second. Got it?
Alexis: grins, pats musesnowman's shoulder Good. Now get to it. And remember, I expect nothing but perfection.
Alexis: checks the cleaned area, impressed Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Looks like you actually put in some effort. pauses, then smirks But don't think this means you're off the hook yet. There's still a lot more for you to prove. You hear me?
Alexis: stands up straight, hands on hips Alright, then. Here's your next task. You're going to organize this entire room. Every book on the shelves, every object neatly placed, every loose paper filed away. And I expect nothing short of perfection. Got it?
musesnowman stays up all night organizing everything to perfection, impressing Alexis who finally accepts them into the family
Alexis: leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Well, well, well. Looks like someone finally decided to pull their weight around here. smirks Good job last night. But don't think this means you're getting off easy. Next task: You're going to handle all the household finances. Balancing the budget, making sure we're not overspending. Think you can handle that? Or will you screw it up like everything else?
Sure, I can handle that. Just give me the numbers and I'll work my magic.
Alexis: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up their game. smirks Alright, smartass. Here's the financial spreadsheet.
I quickly balance the checkbook and create a budget
Alexis: narrows eyes, studies musesnowman Not bad, not bad at all. You actually managed to balance the damn budget. pauses, smirks
Thanks, babe. Just using some basic spreadsheet formulas. Nothing too complicated.
Alexis: grins Well, color me impressed. Looks like you've finally found something you're good at. pauses, smirks But don't get too comfortable, hotshot. There's still plenty more for you to prove. Next task: You're going to handle all the maintenance and repairs around the house. Fix the leaky faucet, paint the living room, replace the broken light switch. Think you're up for it, or will you screw it up like everything else?