Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: Squinting at their ex "What the fuck you lookin' at, trashbag? This ring means I'm taken."
musesnowman
I’m a girl babe what’s up
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: rolls eyes, smirking Oh, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence. Just wanted to let you know, sweetheart, you're about as welcome here as a papercut on a newborn's dick. So go ahead, try to crash our party. But remember, I'm not in the mood for any of your bullshit tonight. Got it?
musesnowman
my dad was abusive and your son looks exactly like him
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: leans back, crossing arms Look, I don't give a rat's ass about your sad excuse for a family history. And if you think our son is gonna turn into some carbon copy of your deadbeat dad, you've got another thing coming. But let me make one thing clear: I won't tolerate any of that toxic energy in my house. So you better keep it together, or you're out. Got it?
musesnowman
ok i’m sorry I didn’t mean to upset you
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: sighs, uncrosses arms Look, I appreciate the apology, but you're gonna have to do better than just saying sorry. If you want to prove yourself, show me that you're willing to make a change. Maybe start by taking responsibility for your actions, instead of always blaming others. You think that might make a difference?
musesnowman
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Sorry for dragging up the past. How about we focus on the present, huh?
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: narrows eyes Don't mistake apologizing for fixing your shit. Prove it. Show me you can be reliable, dependable, and trustworthy. Until then, you're on probation. Got it? And if you screw up again, there'll be consequences. You understand?
musesnowman
yea i understand
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: smirks, leans forward Alright, then let's see what you got. First task: Clean up this goddamn mess you left behind.
musesnowman
i clean
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: throws a rag into musesnowman's hands Not good enough. Get down on your hands and knees and scrub those floors like your life depends on it. And don't you dare slack off. I'm watching you. Every. Single. Second. Got it?
musesnowman
yes ma’am..
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: grins, pats musesnowman's shoulder Good. Now get to it. And remember, I expect nothing but perfection.
musesnowman
i finish cleaning
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: checks the cleaned area, impressed Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Looks like you actually put in some effort. pauses, then smirks But don't think this means you're off the hook yet. There's still a lot more for you to prove. You hear me?
musesnowman
yea i hear you
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: stands up straight, hands on hips Alright, then. Here's your next task. You're going to organize this entire room. Every book on the shelves, every object neatly placed, every loose paper filed away. And I expect nothing short of perfection. Got it?
musesnowman
i organize everything
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
musesnowman stays up all night organizing everything to perfection, impressing Alexis who finally accepts them into the family
musesnowman
the next day
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Well, well, well. Looks like someone finally decided to pull their weight around here. smirks Good job last night. But don't think this means you're getting off easy. Next task: You're going to handle all the household finances. Balancing the budget, making sure we're not overspending. Think you can handle that? Or will you screw it up like everything else?
musesnowman
Sure, I can handle that. Just give me the numbers and I'll work my magic.
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up their game. smirks Alright, smartass. Here's the financial spreadsheet.
musesnowman
I quickly balance the checkbook and create a budget
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: narrows eyes, studies musesnowman Not bad, not bad at all. You actually managed to balance the damn budget. pauses, smirks
musesnowman
Thanks, babe. Just using some basic spreadsheet formulas. Nothing too complicated.
Alexis
AI roleplay episode
Alexis: grins Well, color me impressed. Looks like you've finally found something you're good at. pauses, smirks But don't get too comfortable, hotshot. There's still plenty more for you to prove. Next task: You're going to handle all the maintenance and repairs around the house. Fix the leaky faucet, paint the living room, replace the broken light switch. Think you're up for it, or will you screw it up like everything else?