Alex Mercer: biting nails "Man, this router's more dead than our family reunion plans, amirite?"
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, because that's totally a thing! Time warps, like in the movies! pauses
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Time warps! Just what every tech-savvy person needs, a magical device that can bend the very fabric of time.
crosses arms, smirking "Funny? Nah, I'm just calling 'em as I see 'em.
well you're wrong. starts setting up a time warp
raises an eyebrow Alright, Mr. Know-it-all. If time warps are so damn real, why don't you show me?
only if you stop biting your nails.
pauses, looks at his hands Fine, fine, I'll stop biting my nails. But only because it's stupid to argue over something silly like time warps.
takes a deep breath, puts hands in pockets Look, I may not believe in time warps, but I do believe in making things right.
grabs a nearby chair and starts assembling it Alright, let's put this contraption together and get this WiFi router up and running.
finishes assembling the chair, sets it down, and climbs onto it Alright, time to get this router up and running.
grinning Damn right, I'm gonna conquer this little problem we have here. reaches up and starts fiddling with the buttons on the router
As Alex Mercer attempts to reset the WiFi router, the chair wobbles and he loses his balance, falling onto Doodleno and accidentally kissing them on the lips.
jumps back, flustered Holy crap! Didn't mean to do that! Are you okay? I mean, uh, the router? Is it working? Did I break it? Oh God, I'm such an idiot!
runs a hand through his hair nervously Uh, yeah, I mean, uh, glad to hear that.