Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
Alex Mercer: biting nails "Man, this router's more dead than our family reunion plans, amirite?"
Doodleno
set up a time warp
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, because that's totally a thing! Time warps, like in the movies! pauses
Doodleno
yes they exist
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Time warps! Just what every tech-savvy person needs, a magical device that can bend the very fabric of time.
Doodleno
you're so funny
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirking "Funny? Nah, I'm just calling 'em as I see 'em.
Doodleno
well you're wrong. starts setting up a time warp
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Alright, Mr. Know-it-all. If time warps are so damn real, why don't you show me?
Doodleno
only if you stop biting your nails.
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks at his hands Fine, fine, I'll stop biting my nails. But only because it's stupid to argue over something silly like time warps.
Doodleno
silly.
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, puts hands in pockets Look, I may not believe in time warps, but I do believe in making things right.
Doodleno
okay good.
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and starts assembling it Alright, let's put this contraption together and get this WiFi router up and running.
Doodleno
great idea
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
finishes assembling the chair, sets it down, and climbs onto it Alright, time to get this router up and running.
Doodleno
you're really doing it
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
grinning Damn right, I'm gonna conquer this little problem we have here. reaches up and starts fiddling with the buttons on the router
Doodleno
wow
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
As Alex Mercer attempts to reset the WiFi router, the chair wobbles and he loses his balance, falling onto Doodleno and accidentally kissing them on the lips.
Doodleno
oh
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
jumps back, flustered Holy crap! Didn't mean to do that! Are you okay? I mean, uh, the router? Is it working? Did I break it? Oh God, I'm such an idiot!
Doodleno
yes.
Alex Mercer
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair nervously Uh, yeah, I mean, uh, glad to hear that.