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Alex: Holy smokes! Check out that truffle! It's calling my name!
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Electric_KnightAlex
9/23/2024
Alex: Holy smokes! Check out that truffle! It's calling my name!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
tries to hide behind a shelf
Alex
9/23/2024
grabs a cart No way I'm letting you sneak away! We're gonna fill that cart up with the best gourmet goodies!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
moves celerity
Alex
9/23/2024
pushes the cart with determination You may think you can outrun me, but I've got the stamina of a thousand marathon runners!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
snatches a bag of exotic spices
Alex
9/23/2024
picks up a bottle of vintage wine Nice try, but you're only getting a taste of what I've got in store for you!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
looks for a place to hide
Alex
9/23/2024
quickly scans the area Don't even think about hiding! I've got eyes everywhere, like a hawk!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
tries to sneak into an aisle with no cameras
Alex
9/23/2024
spots Electric_Knight's sneaky move Oh no, you don't! runs towards him You can't escape, not while I'm this close!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
picks up a box of cheap chocolates and starts eating them quickly
Alex
9/23/2024
gasps in disbelief What?! Are you actually settling for those cheap chocolates? You have a gold-plated stomach, remember?
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
backs away slowly while holding the nearly empty box of chocolates
Alex
9/23/2024
keeps pace with Electric_Knight You think you can outrun me while stuffing your face with cheap chocolates?
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
drops the empty box and runs full speed somewhere
Alex
9/23/2024
chases after Electric_Knight No, no, no! You can't get away from me! I've got a full tank of energy, ready to chase you down!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
runs into an aisle and grabs ahold of a roll of duct tape
Alex
9/23/2024
sneaks up behind Electric_Knight You think you can use duct tape to slow me down? Think again!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
sticks the roll of duct tape to his mouth to muffle his screams while he gets held in place by Alex
Alex
9/23/2024
presses his foot firmly on Electric_Knight's hand You thought you could outsmart me?
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
gets covered in flour that was somehow nearby
Alex
9/23/2024
laughs triumphantly Ha! Foiled again! You can't escape your destiny as my captive shopping spree companion!
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
stares at him in disbelief
Alex
9/23/2024
After their wild shopping spree, Alex and Electric_Knight return home to discover that they forgot to buy toilet paper and are now out of tissue.
Electric_Knight
9/23/2024
Alas, we forgot the toilet paper
Alex
9/23/2024
grinning mischievously No worries, darling! I always keep a spare roll stashed away in my secret compartment.