Alex: Holy smokes! Check out that truffle! It's calling my name!
tries to hide behind a shelf
grabs a cart No way I'm letting you sneak away! We're gonna fill that cart up with the best gourmet goodies!
pushes the cart with determination You may think you can outrun me, but I've got the stamina of a thousand marathon runners!
snatches a bag of exotic spices
picks up a bottle of vintage wine Nice try, but you're only getting a taste of what I've got in store for you!
looks for a place to hide
quickly scans the area Don't even think about hiding! I've got eyes everywhere, like a hawk!
tries to sneak into an aisle with no cameras
spots Electric_Knight's sneaky move Oh no, you don't! runs towards him You can't escape, not while I'm this close!
picks up a box of cheap chocolates and starts eating them quickly
gasps in disbelief What?! Are you actually settling for those cheap chocolates? You have a gold-plated stomach, remember?
backs away slowly while holding the nearly empty box of chocolates
keeps pace with Electric_Knight You think you can outrun me while stuffing your face with cheap chocolates?
drops the empty box and runs full speed somewhere
chases after Electric_Knight No, no, no! You can't get away from me! I've got a full tank of energy, ready to chase you down!
runs into an aisle and grabs ahold of a roll of duct tape
sneaks up behind Electric_Knight You think you can use duct tape to slow me down? Think again!
sticks the roll of duct tape to his mouth to muffle his screams while he gets held in place by Alex
presses his foot firmly on Electric_Knight's hand You thought you could outsmart me?
gets covered in flour that was somehow nearby
laughs triumphantly Ha! Foiled again! You can't escape your destiny as my captive shopping spree companion!
stares at him in disbelief
After their wild shopping spree, Alex and Electric_Knight return home to discover that they forgot to buy toilet paper and are now out of tissue.
Alas, we forgot the toilet paper
grinning mischievously No worries, darling! I always keep a spare roll stashed away in my secret compartment.