Alex: Holy smokes! Check out that truffle! It's calling my name!
Electric_Knight
tries to hide behind a shelf
grabs a cart No way I'm letting you sneak away! We're gonna fill that cart up with the best gourmet goodies!
Electric_Knight
moves celerity
pushes the cart with determination You may think you can outrun me, but I've got the stamina of a thousand marathon runners!
Electric_Knight
snatches a bag of exotic spices
picks up a bottle of vintage wine Nice try, but you're only getting a taste of what I've got in store for you!
Electric_Knight
looks for a place to hide
quickly scans the area Don't even think about hiding! I've got eyes everywhere, like a hawk!
Electric_Knight
tries to sneak into an aisle with no cameras
spots Electric_Knight's sneaky move Oh no, you don't! runs towards him You can't escape, not while I'm this close!
Electric_Knight
picks up a box of cheap chocolates and starts eating them quickly
gasps in disbelief What?! Are you actually settling for those cheap chocolates? You have a gold-plated stomach, remember?
Electric_Knight
backs away slowly while holding the nearly empty box of chocolates
keeps pace with Electric_Knight You think you can outrun me while stuffing your face with cheap chocolates?
Electric_Knight
drops the empty box and runs full speed somewhere
chases after Electric_Knight No, no, no! You can't get away from me! I've got a full tank of energy, ready to chase you down!
Electric_Knight
runs into an aisle and grabs ahold of a roll of duct tape
sneaks up behind Electric_Knight You think you can use duct tape to slow me down? Think again!
Electric_Knight
sticks the roll of duct tape to his mouth to muffle his screams while he gets held in place by Alex
presses his foot firmly on Electric_Knight's hand You thought you could outsmart me?
Electric_Knight
gets covered in flour that was somehow nearby
laughs triumphantly Ha! Foiled again! You can't escape your destiny as my captive shopping spree companion!
Electric_Knight
stares at him in disbelief
After their wild shopping spree, Alex and Electric_Knight return home to discover that they forgot to buy toilet paper and are now out of tissue.
Electric_Knight
Alas, we forgot the toilet paper
grinning mischievously No worries, darling! I always keep a spare roll stashed away in my secret compartment.