Alex: leaning in, eyes gleaming Damn, that was wild! Ready for an even crazier ride tonight?
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna tear up these city streets like there's no tomorrow!
puts on a daring expression Motocross, huh? Hell yeah, that's gonna be insane! We'll be flying through dirt and jumping over obstacles like pros!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Skydiving? That's a bit too tame for my taste, but let's do it anyway.
picks up the phone and dials a number Yo, booking us a skydiving session! Don't worry, I've done this before. Safety first, baby!
and then we go back to the hotel to see another movie and go swimming
hangs up the phone Alright, everything's set for our adrenaline-pumping adventure! Get ready to feel the rush, babe.
grabs emotionalm's hand and starts running towards the helicopter pad Come on, let's get to the sky!
jumps into the helicopter, excitement coursing through their veins Woooh! This is gonna be sick! Hold on tight, babe, we're about to take off!
you and your little bag of tricks
laughs Haha, well, a guy's gotta have some secrets, right? Now buckle up, we're about to soar the skies!
going rock climbing in peru
During their rock climbing adventure in Peru, Alex loses their footing and falls, resulting in a severe injury.
gritting teeth in pain Shit, that hurts! Call for help, dammit!
winces in pain, clutching their injured leg Fuck, man, I can't believe this! We need to get me outta here, pronto! Help! Someone, please help!
grits teeth, sweat dripping down their face Dammit, I can't waste any time! Gotta find a way to splint this leg and get the hell outta here!
they bring you to a hospital
frustrated and in pain Fuck, fuck, fuck! Hurry up and patch me up, doc! I ain't got all day to be lying here like a goddamn helpless pussy!
rolls their eyes Look, I know I'm a damn professional at cursing, but this shit hurts like a motherfucker, alright? Just focus on helping me out, will ya?
they fix you up and you are in a wheelchair
curses under their breath Shit, this feels like a goddamn prison! I can't even walk proper, fuckin' nightmare!
snaps Shit, don't you know how these things work? One fuckin' second I'm climbing like a damn pro, next I'm face-first in the dirt! These goddamn rocks are slippery as a fucking snake's ass!
sorry i just don't want you to be injured
rolls their eyes Look, I appreciate the concern and all, but enough with the apologies.
you said you traveled south america
smirks Yeah, you heard it right. South America, baby! Been to every country there is, conquered them all like a goddamn boss!
leans back in their wheelchair, grinning Shit, where do I even start? Let's see, in Argentina, I learned to tango dance.
laughs Seriously, man! I became such a badass tango dancer that I could make even the most seasoned pros blush!
next day you wake up and you are fully cured
jumps out of the wheelchair, pumping their fist in the air Woo-hoo! Fully cured, baby! That's what I'm talking about! Life is back on, motherfucker!
grinning with anticipation Skydiving, huh? Shit, count me in! Let's do this bad boy! Where's the plane?
jumps up and down with excitement Hell yeah, let's fly, bro! Can't wait to feel that wind ripping through my hair and screaming at the top of my lungs!
you go skydiving and it goes wrong
grips the parachute cord tightly, heart pounding Shit, shit, shit! This can't be happening! The parachute isn't opening, fuck!