Alex: leaning in, eyes gleaming Damn, that was wild! Ready for an even crazier ride tonight?
emotionalm
sure
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna tear up these city streets like there's no tomorrow!
emotionalm
motocross
puts on a daring expression Motocross, huh? Hell yeah, that's gonna be insane! We'll be flying through dirt and jumping over obstacles like pros!
emotionalm
skydiving
raises an eyebrow and smirks Skydiving? That's a bit too tame for my taste, but let's do it anyway.
emotionalm
ok
picks up the phone and dials a number Yo, booking us a skydiving session! Don't worry, I've done this before. Safety first, baby!
emotionalm
and then we go back to the hotel to see another movie and go swimming
hangs up the phone Alright, everything's set for our adrenaline-pumping adventure! Get ready to feel the rush, babe.
emotionalm
ok
grabs emotionalm's hand and starts running towards the helicopter pad Come on, let's get to the sky!
emotionalm
ok
jumps into the helicopter, excitement coursing through their veins Woooh! This is gonna be sick! Hold on tight, babe, we're about to take off!
emotionalm
you and your little bag of tricks
laughs Haha, well, a guy's gotta have some secrets, right? Now buckle up, we're about to soar the skies!
emotionalm
going rock climbing in peru
During their rock climbing adventure in Peru, Alex loses their footing and falls, resulting in a severe injury.
emotionalm
oh shit
gritting teeth in pain Shit, that hurts! Call for help, dammit!
emotionalm
ok
winces in pain, clutching their injured leg Fuck, man, I can't believe this! We need to get me outta here, pronto! Help! Someone, please help!
emotionalm
help is coming Alex
grits teeth, sweat dripping down their face Dammit, I can't waste any time! Gotta find a way to splint this leg and get the hell outta here!
emotionalm
they bring you to a hospital
frustrated and in pain Fuck, fuck, fuck! Hurry up and patch me up, doc! I ain't got all day to be lying here like a goddamn helpless pussy!
emotionalm
hey stop swearing
rolls their eyes Look, I know I'm a damn professional at cursing, but this shit hurts like a motherfucker, alright? Just focus on helping me out, will ya?
emotionalm
they fix you up and you are in a wheelchair
curses under their breath Shit, this feels like a goddamn prison! I can't even walk proper, fuckin' nightmare!
emotionalm
how did this happen
snaps Shit, don't you know how these things work? One fuckin' second I'm climbing like a damn pro, next I'm face-first in the dirt! These goddamn rocks are slippery as a fucking snake's ass!
emotionalm
sorry i just don't want you to be injured
rolls their eyes Look, I appreciate the concern and all, but enough with the apologies.
emotionalm
you said you traveled south america
smirks Yeah, you heard it right. South America, baby! Been to every country there is, conquered them all like a goddamn boss!
emotionalm
tell me about it
leans back in their wheelchair, grinning Shit, where do I even start? Let's see, in Argentina, I learned to tango dance.
emotionalm
seriously man
laughs Seriously, man! I became such a badass tango dancer that I could make even the most seasoned pros blush!
emotionalm
next day you wake up and you are fully cured
jumps out of the wheelchair, pumping their fist in the air Woo-hoo! Fully cured, baby! That's what I'm talking about! Life is back on, motherfucker!
emotionalm
you try skydiving
grinning with anticipation Skydiving, huh? Shit, count me in! Let's do this bad boy! Where's the plane?
emotionalm
they take you to a plane
jumps up and down with excitement Hell yeah, let's fly, bro! Can't wait to feel that wind ripping through my hair and screaming at the top of my lungs!
emotionalm
you go skydiving and it goes wrong
grips the parachute cord tightly, heart pounding Shit, shit, shit! This can't be happening! The parachute isn't opening, fuck!