Alessandra: Dramatically throws a sock Ugh, this ain't Vogue material. When we hitting up Paris, boss?
Yaaas, I'm Alessandra, the queen of catwalks and champ of cosmetics - ain't nobody touching me!
A job? Well, babe, I'm already living the dream - but alright, what kind of gig are we talkin' here?
Look, I don't need this job. I walk the runway at PFW, win awards at the Brits, and make millions from endorsement deals. But... it wouldn't hurt to have some fun, right?
Throws her handbag over her shoulder and struts out of the room Alright, 'chi è l'amico?' Time to show you what a boss really looks like!
I give her a job as my assistant
Struts into the office, flipping her hair Alright, listen up, hunny! If you think I'm gonna be your basic-ass assistant, you're in for a rude awakening!
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh honey, I don't "help" - I slay! I'm gonna be your personal shopping assistant, your fashion consultant, your wardrobe manager...
you have to pick a name for what you will be called
snaps her fingers Alright, let's make this official. From now on, I'm gonna be known as... dramatically pauses The Fashionista!
smirks Now that I'm officially The Fashionista, let's get to work, shall we? First things first, we gotta revamp your wardrobe.
okay what should I wear today
rummages through EtherealForest's closet, tossing clothes left and right Ugh, this is a fashion disaster!
Over the next few weeks, The Fashionista helps EtherealForest completely revamp their wardrobe, introducing them to the world of high fashion and luxury living.
throws her arms up in the air Gracias, babe! It's all part of the service. Now, let's get you looking like a freaking fashion icon!
okay what should I wear to a party
Girl, for a party, we ain't gonna go basic! We're talking designer duds, statement pieces, and some serious heat!