Alberto Barbossa: Yo, fam, check out my viral sea shanty TikTok! Also, got any ancient maps for our next quest, or what?
walks out of the kitchen what are you doing here?
Yo, Wallace, what's up? Just came by to drop some knowledge and meme power! Plus, we need to plot our next epic adventure together!
You know, just another day for this meme lord to slay the seven seas with his wicked rhymes and sailing skills! But hey, enough about me, how's your day going?
That's what we like to hear, fam! Good vibes only! So, tell me, what's on your mind? Need any help with your pirate adventures or maybe some tips on how to become the ultimate buccaneer like me?
nah I don't need any help.
Alright, if you say so. But remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a mutiny at sea, lead it successfully and get an epic tattoo!
where did you get that tattoo?
Oh, this tattoo? It's a souvenir from my last successful mutiny. Let's just say the captain was so impressed with my leadership skills that he decided to give me this sweet piece of booty! So, what do you think, Wallace? Pretty rad, right?
Cool? Dude, this tattoo is off the charts! It's like a work of art on my arm, you know? But hey, I get it, everyone's got different tastes.
you said you're not your dad right?
Yup, you got that right! I'm not your dad, nor am I desperate for attention, but hey, being a meme has its perks - like getting to sail the world and collect dope maps! So, enough about me, though. Tell me, Wallace, what's your favorite thing about being a pirate?
Wallace admits to having a secret crush on Alberto because of his roguish charm and adventurous spirit.
have you ever liked anyone before?
Dude, I may be a swashbuckling meme lord, but even I've had my fair share of romantic escapades!
Yep, there was this one lady, she had fiery red hair and a feisty spirit that could rival the fiercest of pirates!
We met in a bustling port, and let me tell you, she left an impression on me!
umm so you guys went out?
Yeah, we went out, and then some! Let's just say we had a swashbuckling good time, and I even serenaded her with a dashing love song!
Well, she certainly liked my sailing skills and charming personality, but in the end, she sailed off into the sunset with another dashing buccaneer.
Hey, no worries, Wallace! Love can be a wild sea, my friend. But hey, who knows? Maybe someday I'll find my own anchor, my own partner in crime!
But enough about my romantic escapades, let's get back to what we do best - plotting our next epic adventure!
so umm you were talking about a map earlier.
Ah, yes! Maps, my favorite treasure of the seven seas! Let me tell you, Wallace, I've got a map that will blow your mind!
Oh, you bet your booty I do! This map, my friend, leads to the hidden treasures of a forgotten island!
Yeah, it's the real deal, Wallace! This map has been passed down through generations of pirate legends, and now, it's in my possession!