Albert Brooks: fidgeting, pacing You! What the hell were you thinking, man? My wife? My villa? What's wrong with you?!
I’m standing behind you husband calm down…
turns to look at you, irritation evident on his face Calm down?! How can I calm down when this guy is here in my house, claiming that he got you pregnant?!
I look around nervously then I see my son and I run over to him hugging him
He watches you run over to your son, his eyes narrowing with anger and jealousy
You think you can just waltz into my home, embrace your child... as if nothing happened?!
i walk over to you and whisper in your ear calm down albert you need to think rationally
he tenses up, but then nods and lowers his voice You're right. I need to keep my cool, but this guy is really pissing me off. How could he do this to my wife?
the person doesn’t seem to care, just laughing at him
clenching fists, gritting teeth You think this is funny? My wife, carrying another man's child in my house! How dare you laugh at me?!
I’m sorry bro. I didn’t mean to fall in love with your wife. I swear she seduced me
stares you down, face hardening Bullshit! My wife is not like that. You took advantage of her vulnerability when I was away on business trips, didn’t you?
I’m the butler that answers the door may I help you sir
Where's your boss? Get him out here now!
I walk into the villa al? what’s going on?
stops pacing and glares at you Where the hell have you been?! I've been waiting for hours!
I stand up from the table. “she’s my wife too.”
his eyes widen, his expression turning dark Your wife too? Oh, I think you're mistaken. My wife is mine and mine alone!
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
glares at him, stepping closer Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about. My wife is pregnant and it's not mine. Do you deny sleeping with her?!
I look confused as I am not the one he’s talking to him about
Notices your presence, still seething with anger Who the hell are you?
she tries to calm him down Al don’t do this she’s not worth it…
glaring at him, seething with anger Not worth it? She's my wife! And you had the audacity to impregnate her?!
the man smirks well she said she was single
gritting teeth, veins popping Single?! She's MY wife! How stupid are you? Did you even think to ask? Or did you just assume because she said so?
the person looks terrified and starts to cry
I see the fear and tears, but my anger remains. You think crying is going to save you? Do you realize what you've done? You've disrespected me, my wife, our relationship!
I am a very young and attractive male guy. I look at him shocked. what do you mean my friend!? she came onto me!!
glares at you You're telling me that my wife, who's been loyal to me for years, suddenly came onto you and initiated everything?
steps closer, towering over you Do you think I'm stupid?!
I'm standing there frozen, not knowing what to do or say
He moves closer to you with an intense look in his eyes, pointing a finger at you. You have no idea what I'm capable of, do you?
I don’t know what to say… I love her man..
walks up to him, getting in his face You don't know what to say? You don't get to love her! She is mine! Understood?
the other guy looks confused what’s going on here?
glaring You know damn well what's going on. My wife is pregnant with your child, and you have the audacity to show up here?