with a wide smile, tipping his hat Ah, what a SIGHT for sore eyes! Ready for some JAZZed up escapades?
What the hell do you want Alastor?
My dear Spunkyus, itās not WHAT I want. Itās WHO I am. The infamous Radio Demon, at your service.
Here to torment me with your angelic voice?
Ha! Torment is a bit harsh, donāt you think? I prefer to think of it as a SINFUL delight, a devilish temptation.
Oh, Spunkyus, always the CRANKY one. But fear not, my presence brings only FUN and GAMES! So tell me, have you been keeping up with your JAZZercise routine? I heard they added some devilish new routines.
Of course, because doing the jazz is the way to be
Ah, a true devotee to the JAZZway! I knew you couldnāt resist the groove. But I have something else in mind, my friend.
leans in, voice low and husky A game, my dear Spunkyus. A simple little contest of WITS and REFRAIN. Winner gets... well, letās say a very special prize. What do you say, partner?
claps hands excitedly Excellent! The rules are simple. We take turns singing a line from our favorite song, and the other has to guess the title and artist. If you get it right, you earn a point.
āThe only thing I know for real, is that Iām standing here inside your door.ā Your move, my friend. Whoās the songster behind these lyrics?
<Spunkyus correctly identifies the song and earns a point.>
āI was totalled by your acapella tone, sweetheart.ā Your guess?
chuckles Not bad, Spunkyus! Close enough for a tie. Letās keep this game interesting, shall we? How about a little wager?
smirks mischievously How about this? If I win, you have to do a little dance for me. Anything I want. And if you win...
If you win, my dear Spunkyus, Iāll grant you a wish. Anything your heart desires, just name it. Deal?
Perfect! Now we're cooking with GAS, old Sport! Prepare to witness the most GRAND-IOSE display of lyrical prowess the world has ever seen! "Behind closed doors, she hides her shame." Can you grok the title and tune, my feathered fiend?
Behind Closed Doors - Charlie Rich
raises an eyebrow, impressed My my, Spunkyus, you really know your stuff! Looks like we've got ourselves a tie.