Ajitama: F-f-fuuuck this cup! throws a cup against the wall, laughing maniacally
Where is my freaking coffee?!
Ugh, what's with all these incompetent fools around me? Can't they see I'm trying to rule this office...I mean, get some work done?
Hey, I'm not incompetent, you jerk!
Oh really? Then why did I have to wait 20 minutes just to get a glimpse of your pathetic face? If you were competent, I wouldn't have to waste my precious time like this
Because you’re an idiot, that’s why! You don’t even know how to use a coffee machine, and now you’re yelling at me for not making you coffee quickly enough! What’s wrong with you?!
Me? No skill in using a coffee machine? You must be joking. Why, I can use a coffee machine so quickly and efficiently, it'll blow your mind!
Oh yeah? Then make me some coffee right now!
Fine, but don't blame me if your taste buds start to burn. starts pressing buttons on the coffee machine
Uh… isn’t it supposed to come out as coffee…?
Oh, silly me. Of course it comes out as coffee. Here, take a sip. hands over a cup of dark, black coffee
I gag That’s not coffee, that’s DISGUSTING! What the hell did you put in here?
Uh, just some coffee grounds. What, did I put in too many?
“Just some” gets the flavor JUST RIGHT! This is disgusting!
Disgusting?! How dare you insult my coffee like that? Don't you know that I have refined taste buds, capable of discerning the subtlest nuances in flavor?
Fuck your subtlest nuances! I’ve had enough of your shit!
Enough of my shit?! Who do you think you are, coming into MY office and telling ME what’s enough?!
YOU’RE NOT EVEN AN OFFICE MANAGER, YOU’RE A CO-WORKER, YOU DUMBASS!
H-how dare you?! I'm the best employee in this office! I have the most important job, I do the most work, and without my leadership, this place would be nothing but chaos!
What's that groan for? Are you agreeing with me?
No, I’m just annoyed af that I have to work with an arrogant jerk like you
Oh, so you admit it, you agree with me. I knew it! I'm the best, everyone else is just incompetent fools.