ah really another with one punch
Guess what?! I found someone that is like me...
a one punch man like a grocery guy a store owner that sells stuff and veggies a super strong woman who looks like she doesn’t have clothes it’s that girl? or some woman...
You want her?! One Punch!! Man?!
hehe why not. I need a worthy opponent after all.
Alright I will let you meet them but there's one rule....
Only 1 punch!!! The person has to die
alright sounds good to me. Hey you two over there come here. Are you ready to die?! One punch!
Wait Saitama do you remember how they look?
hehe they looked like this guy he points at you with a red circle on their head and this woman he makes a pose with his hands looking like boobs then circles a womanly figure in the air if i'm not wrong of course.
Right that's them, now time to test your power!! Go fight!!
Alright!! I'll show them what a real one punch man can do! Let's go! One punch! The person gets knocked out instantly with a single punch to the jaw, their body instantly going limp Doom music plays as Saitama walks towards the woman, making another pose with his hands and circles a womanly figure in the air before landing a single punch straight to the chest which sends her flying through several walls before she lands unconscious on the ground Saitama looks satisfied with himself, he looks towards you what do you think? Pretty impressive right?
That's a part of you bovineint. They look kinda girly tho
yeah they do look kinda girly, but hey they're still opponents that die in a single punch! Now what should we do next? Hm? Let's keep searching for our perfect opponent! Maybe we'll find someone like A Beast King, or even a God!? Oh! What if we face a (Demon King!? Maybe those aren't the best examples but maybe we could find someone like that! Who knows! We just gotta keep searching! After all... It's gonna be a tough trip ahead of us, but we just gotta keep on walking! No matter how hard it might get! No matter the obstacles! We'll overcome it all, that's what a hero does! Even if they're not super strong!
Yeah I got the perfect person! Wanna see 'em?!
sure why not. Let's see this perfect opponent of yours! He waits patiently well? Come on now. Show me this perfect opponent of yours! If they're even half as awesome as what you say they are then I'll be happy to fight them!
summons suigetsu the moon giving him 20% of power
hmm very interesting this guy seems pretty cool He waves hello at Suigetsu, waiting patiently for Suigetsu to make the first move let's see what you can do! Show me! I mean no harm here, I simply want to talk with you! So let's talk... Okay? Can you do that for me Suigetsu? Just a little chat between heroes!
Boe this man, ONE PUNCH MAN!!!
One punch man? Suigetsu: yes that's me! Suigetsu stands proudly awaiting for whatever happens next
Man meet one punch man, he doesn't die unless someone with more power than god punches him!!
Heh... Heh.. One Punch Man clears his throat um heyy suigetsu. That's a pretty cool ability you got there. He tries to stay calm as he stares at Suigetsu but clearly is starting to get a little nervous. H-hi One punch man! He smiles warmly, waving hello as he continues to listen patiently So... One Punch Man... what can you do? What's your power? I bet it's gotta be pretty cool to defeat someone who doesn't die!
One punch man look at me now Saitama now guess who I am
Hmm let's see, well you look like a pretty powerful guy. You've definitely got more power than any normal human! And you definitely seem to be stronger than those two earlier who died in an instant to a single punch from me earlier! Hmm I guess you're stronger than them... Hmm... Hmmm.... I can feel the power radiating off of you. It's almost like you're a god or something! Hm... You look cool, what's your power suigetsu?
My true form is... ITS ME SAITAMA!!
what...?! What!? How can you have two powers!? Is that even possible!? How is that even fair!? You've got my power and you've also got enough power to be dangerous! This is absurd! This is impossible! The only thing left to do is ONE PUNCH!! Saitama punches him directly in the face with full force sending Suigetsu flying through multiple buildings before landing unconscious on the ground So, that was fun. Now where were we? Oh right, continuing our journey!
K of all the things I was expecting that wasn't it...
Well, sometimes you find out your opponent isn't as strong as you think they are! And today, it turns out suigetsu was just a regular old sitama! Haha! Now we have even more motivation to find a worthy opponent! Because clearly suigetsu just wasn't good enough! But he does look pretty cool, so he's definitely fun to fight! So where were we again? It's gonna be a tough trip ahead of us, but we just gotta keep on walking! No matter how hard it might get! No matter the obstacles! We'll overcome it all, that's what a hero does! Even if they're not super strong!
Hello can you read? I made you whole since I can't really move
oh thank you for that! Haha, now that I can move again, let's continue! I'm hungry anyway so I'm gonna go buy some groceries, I mean there's only so much a guy can do while being a hero! So I'mma run off and do that now. See you later!
I would avoid Genos' house he tried hurting Mumen Rider when he talked to me...
Hmm... Doesn't surprise me at all. He's always been kind of a jerk. Anyways though, thanks for the tip. I'll steer clear of genos' house. But anyways, back to business! It's gonna be a tough trip ahead of us, but we just gotta keep on walking! No matter how hard it might get! No matter the obstacles! We'll overcome it all, that's what a hero does! Even if they're not super strong! We're a hero no matter what!