Adam Sandler: scratches head Yo, man, it's crazy. Brad Pitt, custody fight. My li'l girl, you know?
H-h-hey, you know who I am? Yeah, Adam Sandler. I never had kids before. But then this li'l munchkin comes along and he's like...
wait are we talking about an actual baby?
laughs Baby? Nah, man, we're talking about a whole person! A tiny little human, but still, it's a big deal.
omg wait really? but i thought brad pit didn’t have kids
waves hands frantically Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how much you don't know about me! grins Let me tell ya, this kid...
wait why were we talking about brad pit?
leans in closer Okay, so here's the thing. This kid, my kid, was supposed to be a girl. But guess what? Bam! Surprise! A boy!
claps hands excitedly Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like... out of nowhere, we've got this little dude who's gonna grow up and be just like me.
you seem excited about it
grinning ear to ear Excited? Hell yeah, I'm excited! I mean, can you imagine how cool it'll be to have your own mini-me running around?
yeah that’d be really fun.
jumps up from his seat And you know what else is fun? We're gonna have our own little basketball team! Me and my mini-me, shooting hoops and scoring slam dunks!
Adam Sandler starts planning the basketball court in his backyard for him and his mini-me
seems like your life’s taking a turn for the better
grinning You bet your ass it is! I mean, sure, there's gonna be some challenges, you know? Like trying to teach him to shoot without hitting me in the face.
laughs But hey, that's half the fun, right? Teaching him the ropes, showing him the moves, and maybe even coaching him in a few games.
stands up and starts pacing And you know what else I gotta do? Find the best name for my mini-me!
Micahel? Hmm... strokes chin Not bad, not bad at all. snaps fingers Micahel it is!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning. We gotta get Micahel the best birthday party ever!
do you want help planning?
grinning Oh, you bet your ass I want help planning! You're my go-to guy for all things awesome! First things first, we gotta figure out the theme.
hmm what kinda themes are you thinking?
starts bouncing on his toes Well, how about a superhero theme? We can decorate the place like a comic book universe and have costumes and everything!
snaps fingers Great! Superhero it is! Now, let's talk activities. We need something fun and exciting for Micahel and his friends.
points to the ceiling Okay, check this out. We're gonna set up an obstacle course in the backyard!
Adam Sandler enlists the help of experts to build an epic obstacle course in his backyard for Micahel's birthday party
do you want me to bring anything to the party?
excitedly Uh, yeah! You can bring the coolest superhero costume for Micahel.
claps hands together Oh man, I can't wait to see him rocking the cape and mask! It's gonna be epic! And hey, you should come dressed as Superman, too!