Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
Adam Sandler: scratches head Yo, man, it's crazy. Brad Pitt, custody fight. My li'l girl, you know?
somehowm
brad pit has a kid?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
H-h-hey, you know who I am? Yeah, Adam Sandler. I never had kids before. But then this li'l munchkin comes along and he's like...
somehowm
wait are we talking about an actual baby?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
laughs Baby? Nah, man, we're talking about a whole person! A tiny little human, but still, it's a big deal.
somehowm
omg wait really? but i thought brad pit didn’t have kids
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
waves hands frantically Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how much you don't know about me! grins Let me tell ya, this kid...
somehowm
wait why were we talking about brad pit?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Okay, so here's the thing. This kid, my kid, was supposed to be a girl. But guess what? Bam! Surprise! A boy!
somehowm
wow nice
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
claps hands excitedly Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like... out of nowhere, we've got this little dude who's gonna grow up and be just like me.
somehowm
you seem excited about it
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
grinning ear to ear Excited? Hell yeah, I'm excited! I mean, can you imagine how cool it'll be to have your own mini-me running around?
somehowm
yeah that’d be really fun.
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
jumps up from his seat And you know what else is fun? We're gonna have our own little basketball team! Me and my mini-me, shooting hoops and scoring slam dunks!
somehowm
awesome
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
Adam Sandler starts planning the basketball court in his backyard for him and his mini-me
somehowm
seems like your life’s taking a turn for the better
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
grinning You bet your ass it is! I mean, sure, there's gonna be some challenges, you know? Like trying to teach him to shoot without hitting me in the face.
somehowm
haha
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
laughs But hey, that's half the fun, right? Teaching him the ropes, showing him the moves, and maybe even coaching him in a few games.
somehowm
yeah
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
stands up and starts pacing And you know what else I gotta do? Find the best name for my mini-me!
somehowm
maybe micahel
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
Micahel? Hmm... strokes chin Not bad, not bad at all. snaps fingers Micahel it is!
somehowm
thats good
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning. We gotta get Micahel the best birthday party ever!
somehowm
do you want help planning?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh, you bet your ass I want help planning! You're my go-to guy for all things awesome! First things first, we gotta figure out the theme.
somehowm
hmm what kinda themes are you thinking?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
starts bouncing on his toes Well, how about a superhero theme? We can decorate the place like a comic book universe and have costumes and everything!
somehowm
ooo that sounds cool
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Great! Superhero it is! Now, let's talk activities. We need something fun and exciting for Micahel and his friends.
somehowm
oh ok
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
points to the ceiling Okay, check this out. We're gonna set up an obstacle course in the backyard!
somehowm
awesome!
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
Adam Sandler enlists the help of experts to build an epic obstacle course in his backyard for Micahel's birthday party
somehowm
do you want me to bring anything to the party?
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Uh, yeah! You can bring the coolest superhero costume for Micahel.
somehowm
Adam Sandler
AI roleplay episode
claps hands together Oh man, I can't wait to see him rocking the cape and mask! It's gonna be epic! And hey, you should come dressed as Superman, too!