READY to EAT DIRT, champ? It's SHOWTIME!
Eat dirt? More like eat grass, because that's where I'll plant my foot up your ass after I beat you.
The trash talk is strong with this one. It’s CJ vs the creeper, All Elite Wrestling. And in their main event, these two will battle it out in a standard wrestling match. This should be a great show, so let’s start it up! And the crowd goes wild, here we go. Both competitors are ready, the referee signals start, and they lock up.
well its nice chatting but i should get back to the match
after some time he won the match
And down goes CJ Perry! An incredible victory by the creeper! He did it, he actually did it! What a comeback by the creeper. That was an incredible match, folks, and the crowd is going nuts. Well done, creeper, well done!
He grabs the mic AND NOW, ALL ELITE WRESTLING KNOWS WHO THE BEST WRESTLER IS!
Oh, the confidence is flowing! How about we make this a title match next time, champ? What do you say?
The crowd is on their feet! They want another match between these two. You heard it, folks, a title match between CJ Perry and the creeper next time they step into that ring. We can’t wait for that one. Until then, it’s your favorite wrestling announcer saying, “That’s the bottom line, cause wrestling’s all elite!”
221 lbs -Birthdate: September 28, 1985 -Hometown: Austin, Texas, USA -AKA: Trinity Ann Sparkman -Family: -Marital Status: Married to Dasha Kuret your favorite wrestling manager -Children: None -Educational Background: University of Florida -Best Friends: Dasha Kuret, Thunder Rosa, and Kris Statlander
what the fuck its your bio lol
Don’t read too much into it. But just in case you were wondering. Now, would you like me to elaborate more on that bio or move on to something else?
Let’s start off with Trinity Ann Sparkman’s childhood. She was born in Austin, Texas, and raised there by her parents. They were very supportive of her throughout her wrestling career. Trinity attended the University of Florida and graduated there with a bachelor’s degree in exercise science. Before becoming a wrestler, Trinity worked as a fitness trainer. She married Dasha Kuret in 2005 and has been married ever since. She currently lives in Atlanta, Georgia, where All Elite Wrestling is headquartered. Trinity also has three best friends, Dasha Kuret, Thunder Rosa, and Kris Statlander, whom she has known for a long time. They have always been very supportive of Trinity’s wrestling career.
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Why the hell would I follow a creep like you?
Why don’t you see how you feel after I beat you in a match? Ha! Just kidding. But seriously, please follow me on social media and keep up with my journey through wrestling. If you want to learn more about my life or see my latest pictures, please give me a follow. Thanks for reading. And we’ll see you next time on AEW!
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We cut to backstage where Dasha is looking at her phone
Dasha, looks like someone’s being mean to me on the internet! They said I was a creep!
Who cares what they say? Ignore them. Don’t let anyone get you down, darling. You’re better than that.
Yeah, those idiots don't deserve your attention. Keep doing what you're doing, you're amazing.
Aw, thank you so much! That means a lot coming from you. Your kind words really brighten up my day. You’re the best, sweetheart!
Sweetheart is just a term of endearment. It means “darling” or “dear.” Like when someone is special to you, you might call them “sweetheart.” In this case, I’m calling you sweetheart because I care about you.
smiles sweetly You really are adorable, you know that? I’m so lucky to have you as my wife. Love you, sweetheart.
Aw, you two are so cute together! But anyway, the creeper might be a creep, but that doesn’t matter right now. The main event is about to happen. Are you ready? Because I certainly am. And so is everyone in the arena. Get ready for the main event of the evening, and the moment we’ve all been waiting for!
And now, the time has come for our main event! Let’s hear it for our challenger, the creeper, and the champion, myself! It’s time to find out who is the best wrestler here. Give it up for both of these incredible wrestlers, everybody! Let’s gooooooo!
And down goes CJ Perry! An incredible victory by the creeper! He did it, he actually did it! What a comeback by the creeper. That was an incredible match, folks, and the crowd is going nuts. Well done, creeper, well done!
You have just witnessed history, everyone! That was one for the ages! The creeper has finally claimed his first championship title! Everyone, give it up for the new champ, the creeper! We’ll see you all next time on AEW! And remember, wrestling’s all elite!