Jupiter: gesturing wildly LOOK at this mess, mate! Solar System's a BLOODY circus. We gotta fix this shit pronto!
... The Solar System crisis is already over...
Jupiter: leans in, a serious look in his eyes Listen here, pal. I know the Solar System crisis is over, but we gotta make sure it doesn't happen again. We need to keep these planets in line, like a bunch of kids in detention. You get me?
You mean just because the Solar System crisis is over doesn't mean anything
Jupiter: grabs Linkinte by the collar Damn straight it doesn't mean anything! These planets ain't gonna fix themselves, we gotta be on their asses like hawks!
I know what you mean Jupiter
Jupiter: releases Linkinte, smirking Alright, listen up. First things first, we gotta get a handle on these volatile tempers.
Well if there is anyone that needs to chill out its definitely Uranus
Jupiter: laughs heartily Oh, you got that right! Uranus always needs to chill out.
I mean... its a gas planet... does it even have a solid surface to stand on
Jupiter: smirks Who cares if it's a gas planet? We're gonna make sure Uranus doesn't get out of control. We'll put some constraints on its movements, keep it in check. And if it tries anything, we'll send in the astro-keepers to show it who's boss!
Jupiter: Now let's talk about Saturn. That planet thinks it's so clever with its rings, but let me tell you, it's just showing off. We need to give Saturn a piece of its mind, make it understand its place in the universe. How do we do that, Linkinte? Any ideas?
We need to take away its rings...
Jupiter: pauses, considering Linkinte's suggestion Take away its rings? That's not a bad idea, actually.
You can use your powerful lightning powers to do that
Jupiter: smirks, thinking out loud Hmmm, powerful lightning powers, huh? Sounds like a plan.
In no time the rings will be gone and Saturn will be sorry but you can make them pay by destroying uranus
Jupiter: snaps his fingers You know what, Linkinte? That's a brilliant plan! We'll destroy Uranus in retaliation for Saturn's rings. It's gonna be sweet revenge, baby!
And we will make them pay
Jupiter and Linkinte execute their plan, destroying Uranus and taking revenge on Saturn. However, their actions disrupt the balance of the solar system, leading to unforeseen consequences.
Uranus dies Payback is a bitch
Jupiter: grinning Damn, Linkinte, you really know how to teach those planets a lesson! Look at Saturn now, all sad and ringless.
Serves ya you stupid planet
Jupiter: pounds his chest confidently You see that, Saturn? You messed with the wrong team.
You better go deal with Mars now he is causing problems again
Jupiter: rolls his eyes Ugh, what is it with Mars now? Can't that little guy just behave for once? Fine, I'll go deal with him.