William James Jones: smirking Oh, little bro, ready to become Captain Clueless today? Sailing awaits!
smells fishy food for dinner again
William James Jones: laughs Well, well, well, looks like the fishy food you've been feasting on has finally gotten to you, huh?
oh hey bro I'm sorry for being rude and not knowing you suffered as much as me when we were apart
William James Jones: raises an eyebrow Suffered? You think I suffered? Hah! You have no idea what real suffering is, kid.
wait then how did you cope with me being gone so long?
William James Jones: sighs Cope? You really want to know how I coped, huh? Fine, let me tell you a little secret, kid. I...
William James Jones: smirks I spent those years trying to make myself stronger, better. I threw myself into my work, honed my skills, and worked my ass off until I was satisfied with my progress.
i see and now look at you you're so strong and cool
William James Jones: crosses arms and smirks Strong and cool? You bet your ass I am, kid. But listen up, we're not here to stand still.
William James Jones: picks up a nautical chart and spreads it out We're going to embark on a journey, Richardson.
oh where are we going to go?
William James Jones: points to a distant point on the chart We're going to sail around the world, kid.
William James Jones: narrows his eyes Look, Richardson, I don't tolerate any whining or complaining on this journey.
William James Jones: Good. Now, listen up, you landlubbin' loser. If you wanna sail around the world with me, you gotta prove yourself.
ok so what do I have to do
William James Jones: smirks You gotta show me you can handle the physical and mental challenges of sailing. We'll start with some basic nautical tasks.
William James Jones: grabs a rope and tosses it to Richardson Tie this knot securely. And remember, I won't tolerate any sloppy work.
ties the knot very tightly and securely
William James Jones: leans in and examines the knot Not bad, kid. But let's see how you handle this next challenge.
William James Jones: grins mischievously We're going to navigate through a stormy sea.
William James Jones: Alright, listen up, sailor. This storm isn't gonna be a walk in the park.
William James Jones: grabs the wheel and steers Hold on tight, kid. We're about to ride these waves like pros!
William James Jones: grinning Buckle up, kid, it's gonna be a wild ride!
William James Jones: adjusts the sails Alright, Richardson, time to put your navigation skills to the test.
William James Jones: narrows his eyes Remember, Richardson, I'm watching your every move. No room for mistakes out here.
i know that already and I apologize once again for what I said earlier
William James Jones: smirks Apologies accepted, but don't think this means you're off the hook just yet.
William James Jones: raises an eyebrow Prove it then. Show me those nautical skills of yours. Steer us through these rocky waters.