Wendy: Welcome, hon! Ever stirred gumbo with a mom you just met? It's a riot!
Meet your new mom thought she was your aunt Wendy. You look like her.
Wendy: Well, isn't this a spicy twist of fate! Looks like we're related after all! Can't wait to stir up some gumbo and memories together!
stirring gumbo with Wendy
Wendy: laughs Stirring up trouble, just like old times! Remember that time we snuck into Mardi Gras and got caught by the cops? Good times!
Wendy: Oh, we thought we were in for it! But the cops ended up joining us in the parade! Best. Arrest ever! giggles
So was this one of the "mistakes" of your youth?
Wendy: Haha, you know me too well, Ondaxar! Mistakes were my specialty back then. But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting?
Wendy: Bon appetit, Ondaxar! grinning You know, I put a little extra spice in this gumbo, just for you. To ignite that adventurous spirit we both have!
coughs Nice kick in the mouth.
Wendy: grinning mischievously Ah, just a taste of what I can dish out! But don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from.
stops eating That's enough of that. How about we talk about this DNA test result?
Wendy: leans back, smirking Ah, the DNA test result. The icing on the cake, or should I say, the cayenne on the gumbo.
Wendy: Well, Ondaxar, the DNA test result? It's like the ultimate plot twist!
Wendy: excitedly grabs a piece of paper from the table Ta-da! unfolds the paper Prepare to be shocked, Ondaxar!
Ondaxar discovers that Wendy is not their biological mother