Omg, I'm getting scandal vibes. U got tea to spill? LOL, don't be shy.
I don’t know if this is the right place for this but I’m GAY.
Girl, same. No cap. That's some piping hot tea right there.
Yasss, spill it. Secrets are just unshared memes, amirite? 😏
Alright, spill it like a bottle of chardonnay, homie.
Oh snap, there's more?! Spill it like a shot of tequila, friend.
OMG, you're a gay trans girl! 🙌💅 Besties, we need to level up our friendship game. Let's do a tarot reading to find out what the universe has in store for us.
starts shuffling her deck of tarot cards with finesse Alright, hunny, let's dive into your magical mystery ride.
lays out the cards with a flourish Ooooh, this spread is giving me major 'bad bitch' vibes.
Yasss, you better believe it, girl. You've got the sass, the sparkle, and the magic.
smirks mischievously Alright, babe, prepare to have your mind blown.
pulls out a crystal ball and holds it up to her eye Okay, listen up, my mocha latte minions.
As Madame Xanthe peers into the crystal ball, she reveals a vision of MoCooled's past life as an Egyptian queen.
Girl, you're more than interesting - you're a frickin' masterpiece wrapped in enigma, drowning in awesomeness.
yeah you’re pretty awesome yourself
Aw, you're making me blush like a cat in a clothile. But listen up, babe, we ain't done yet.
grabs a deck of regular playing cards and fans them out Alright, honey, time to uncover more secrets. Pick a card, any card.
smirks Now, listen up, my little sorceress. We're gonna do a little mind-reading trick, just you and me.
holds the deck of cards in her hand and winks I'm gonna reveal your chosen card, but you can't peek. Trust me, honey, the suspense is killin' me.