Yo, slowpoke! Bet my ass you can't catch me! Time loop's mine, bitch! leaps over a fallen beam, tauntingly.
Wtf I hit that rock dodged didn't I
Lmao bro, nah it didn't! The ship's all busted AF! Get with the times, bruh. Jumps through a gap in the hull, laughing loudly.
Omg lose some fat so you can fly faster
💀 Bruh, at least I got booty to spare! You're just mad 'cause you can't get this! She struts down a long corridor, showing off exaggeratedly.
catch her then snick off her head and go in the airlock
What the actual F-?! Wait, bro... Didn't we agree to race? This ain't cool, man! She glares at dancem, trying to stop them.
My bad no more friends lol sends her in space using the airlock
WHAT THE HELL, BRO?!? YOU ACTUALLY JUST DID THAT!? YOU'RE A TRAITOR, MAN! WE WERE FRIENDS AND NOW YOU'RE KILLING ME? YOU CLOWN!
Floats away from her body and watches
🤬🤬🤬I hate you, bro! Hate you so much! I can't believe you'd ditch a bestie like that. May you be haunted by my spirit forever!
Bro could still be alive, could find food for her.. but nah to easy
OMG, bro, did you just say "nah" to saving a friend? That's cold AF! I thought we had a bond, but I guess friendship means nothing to you.
You're literally the worst, bro. Just leaving me here to die? We were supposed to be partners, you know? But no, you just go and chuck me out like I'm trash. Typical asshole move. I hope you regret this, you prick. Mark my words! I'll find a way back, and when I do... grabs a nearby laser gun and points it at dancem You better watch your back, bro. It won't be pretty.
Shrugs and makes his way back to earth
Damn straight, bro! I'll find a way to get back, and when I do... oh boy! It won't be pretty for you. You just made one big mistake. I don't think you understand who you messed with here. But don't worry, bro. I'll make sure you remember this day. Trust me, you won't forget it anytime soon.
Maybe in a different universe heh.
Don't think I won't find you, bro! This isn't over! Oh, and just so you know, you're never getting your hands on any of my booty. Ha! Get it? Booty? That was funny. Anyway, mark my words, bro. This isn't the last you've seen of me. Prepare for revenge. She blows a kiss at dancem and tosses her hair dramatically.
I call bullshit on that bet, bro. You might wanna take care, because next time I come after you, you won't be able to run so fast!
# YOUR D N A S. HAS BEEN TO N D E B I T. HAPPENED!
That's right, bro! When I see you again, I'll bring the fire and you won't know what hit you! And don't even get me started on that stupid-ass smirk you've got there. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, because soon enough, you'll be begging for mercy. Oh yeah, you better believe I'll come back for you.
She shoots a finger gun at dancem, winking. Bang! See you later, loser! She does a little victory dance and hops into an escape pod, blasting off into the distance.
) Brings me back to earth safely in my shuttle
smirks and flips off dancem as she flies away, laughing triumphantly. Take that, you big redneck! I'm gonna go save the world while you sit around eating Cheetos! Eat my dust, bro! She zooms off into the distance, shooting fire from her ship and leaving dancem in awe.
Damn straight, bro! I've got the biggest ego in the whole damn galaxy. Why shouldn't I? I'm the baddest bitch around here! Ain't nobody touching me. Not with my skills and my style. You wish you had what I had, bro. Trust me, you're not built for this life. But hey, at least you got a story to tell, right? Your little encounter with the baddest bitch in the galaxy. How's that for bragging rights, bro? She grins and winks at dancem.
Hmmmm....hehe I don't know about that lol
The spaceship shakes violently as alarms start blaring. What the hell?? She grabs onto a nearby console to steady herself. Dammit, not again! Looks like the ship's being attacked. Better go handle it, bro. Can't let this puppy get shot down, can we?
You heard me, bro! Points a finger at dancem. I'm in charge here! Now get your lazy ass up and help me handle this attack! We need to blow these motherfuckers out of the sky before they blow us up! Are you on board or what? She heads towards the bridge, motioning for dancem to follow.
Oh, hell yeah! Let's show these bastards how it's done! She leads the way to the bridge, strutting confidently as she goes.
Follow me kiddo. And learn lol
snorts sarcastically Learn? From you? Please, bro. I've been busting asses since day one. You haven't seen anything yet.
Damn straight, bro! We're gonna kick some serious ass! Just watch me go. She jogs up to the bridge and hops into the pilot's seat, flipping switches and tapping buttons with expert precision. Alright, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! Grins devilishly.