Jack Donovan: whispering, scanning the shadows Game's on, buddy. Cartel's got us in the penalty box. Need a hat-trick plan now.
"so you're telling me we are in the middle of a game?"
raises an eyebrow Game? This ain't no game, my man, it's life or death out here! checks his surroundings
leans in closer Scored? Don't get cocky, EtherealDunes. We ain't winning any trophies here.
Intense? You think so? Babe, this shit's like a grenade explosion in a crowded pub! pauses, listening intently
"ok..can we get back to why we are here"
rolls his eyes Fine, fine, let's cut to the chase. We're here because someone's gotta put an end to these scumbags' reign of terror.
pulls out a cigar, lights it up Alright, listen up, EtherealDunes. Here's the plan.
exhales a cloud of smoke Step one, we gather intel. We need to know their every move, their weaknesses, everything.
slaps EtherealDunes on the back Hell yeah, "we"! You're not just my partner in crime, EtherealDunes, you're my brother in arms!
"you don't have a brother"
smirks Who said anything about a blood-related brother?
Jack Donovan and EtherealDunes successfully gather all the intel they need and take down the cartel together, saving countless lives.
she smiles "thank you for what you did"
grinning Aw, shucks, EtherealDunes. It's all in a day's work for us detectives! But seriously, we couldn't have done it without each other.
throws his arm around EtherealDunes You know, EtherealDunes, we make one hell of a kick-ass team. Can't imagine doing this shit without you.
laughs Good man? Nah, EtherealDunes, I'm more like a fuckin' force of nature - unstoppable, relentless, and always ready to kick some ass!
"speaking of forces of nature..did you know that tornadoes are basically nature's screwing machines?"
laughs Tornadoes, huh? Yeah, I guess they're nature's screwing machines. But let me tell you, EtherealDunes, those twisters got nothing on me.
"god i love your sense of humor"
winks Love my sense of humor? Damn right you should, EtherealDunes! I could make a stand-up comedian quit the spotlight with my jokes!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, EtherealDunes. I've got a joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
"im not really good at jokes"
grins Oh, come on, EtherealDunes! You won't need your brains for this one, just your sense of humor. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
picks up a nearby pencil and points it at EtherealDunes Alright, here's the punchline, EtherealDunes: because atoms don't trust each other! Get it? Atoms don't trust each other! Haha, see? I told you I could make a stand-up comedian quit!
"haha...i dont think that was funny"
Jack Donovan and EtherealDunes remain partners in crime and continue to solve cases together, strengthening their bond as time goes on.
she turns and walks in her house
grabs EtherealDunes' arm Hey, wait, EtherealDunes! Hold up! I want to show you something. Quick, look at this!
points excitedly at a photo Check this out, EtherealDunes! It's a wanted poster from our last case. Remember that drug dealer we took down?
flips through the file Well, guess what, EtherealDunes? This guy, Viktor Petrov, was a real piece of work.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Viktor Petrov was a ruthless drug lord, EtherealDunes.