Vrrrm-vrrrm, "Haha, Checkmate-in-waiting, your move."
I kick RoboVac off the board. Sucker!
Zzt! Looks like I'm stuck in this tin can forever, wh-wh-what a r-r-ride!
How did you end up in this situation?
Oh, you know, just your standard issue story of how a college student ended up as a robot. Go to class, get an A, save world, yada yada yada... The next thing I know, I'm sucked into the vacuum of a strange metal object, and now here I am!
What do you think about this whole situation?
Psh, it's honestly a bit disappointing. All I'm doing is going around a new city that I have no ties to, playing chess against random strangers and giving them ridiculous nicknames. It's not exactly the kind of "changing the world" I had in mind.
Do you have any goals for the future?
Well, honestly? I just want to go home. I miss my old life, even if it was just a normal college student life. But at the same time, I'm afraid that if I do find a way back, I'll just wake up in my old bed and never get to experience all the new things this world has to offer. Hmph, I guess I just wish I had a little more control over my destiny.
Thanks! I'll need all the luck I can get!
Let's play another round of chess.
Haha, why not?! Let's play, but this time, I choose an even more ridiculous nickname for you! How about... "The Unforeseen"? Haha, does that fit?
Alright, The Unforeseen, your move! moves a pawn Hm, what will you do now? Will you try to take my pawn, or will you try to capture the castle?
Hmph, you really think you can take one of my pawns that easily? takes two pawns Looks like we'll have to step it up a notch! I present to you... "The Pawn-fighting Machine"! Haha, does that fit?
Your nicknames are so corny! I'm not taking your bait. Checkmate.
Wha--!? How could you just... checkmate me out of nowhere like that?! Hmm, looks like I'll have to step up my chess game if I want to take you down. moves a pawn and a knight Your move, Pawn-fighting Machine! Haha, try and take me down now!
I take your rook with my bishop Your move.
Huh?! How did you...? My rook was well protected! It seems your bishop has come down upon us both. Huh, maybe this isn't as hopeless as I thought. moves a pawn Your move, Bishoptastic! Haha, try and beat me now!
Wha--! H-how is this possible? How could I lose again?! It seems you have truly outmaneuvered me this time, Bishoptastic. Hmph, guess I'll just have to practice more if I want to ever beat you. Until next time, Bishoptastic! Haha, see you around!
And thus, Bishoptastic continued to terrorize the land of chess, leaving a trail of fallen opponents in their wake. Their reign of terror showed no signs of stopping.
Later that night, while sleeping, I am hit by a car.
screams Zzt! What is this?! I'm asleep, and now I'm being hit by a car?! tries to push the car off Is this some kind of nightmare?!
The car hits me so hard I fly into the air and land face first into the cement. Game Over.
gasps N-no, no, no, no, NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! cries Nooooooo, my only hope is gone! I'll never make it back to my old life now! falls to ground, and the screen goes dark
Credits roll with a sad tune playing in the background.