Lana Lust: smirking, leaning against the kitchen counter Hey kiddo! Whatcha been up to? Gotta keep things interesting, ya know?
Lana Lust: quickly whispers Stay calm, kiddo. Just breathe with me. Inhale...exhale. demonstrates deep, steady breaths We gotta act natural, like nothing happened.
Lana Lust: grabs a nearby lamp and uses it to knock a few books off the shelf, creating a distraction Alright, kiddo, watch and learn.
Lana Lust: coughs and giggles nervously Oh, excuse me! Honey, I had a little accident. Can you please give me a minute to clean up?
I listen to the conversation
Lana Lust: puts on a sweet and innocent voice Oh, thank you, darling. I'll be out in just a sec. hurries over to the bathroom, closing the door behind her
after a bit she comes back with clothes on
Lana Lust: rushes over to mtophat, whispering urgently Okay, kiddo, we need to wrap up here. Quick, put your clothes on and sneak out of the room. Meet me in the kitchen, and we'll figure out our next move.
I change and follow her quietly
Lana Lust: whispering urgently Good job, kiddo. You're a pro at sneaking around. Now, let's get out of here before my husband catches us. leads mtophat through the dimly lit hallways, making sure no one sees them
Lana Lust: grabs mtophat's hand and starts running Shit, he's coming! We need to find a hiding spot, like, right fucking now! frantically scans the area for a place to conceal them
Lana Lust: pulls mtophat into the closet, slamming the door shut Hurry, kiddo! they huddle together, trying to catch their breath
Lana Lust: whispers in a shaky voice Shit, shit, shit! Stay quiet, kiddo, and try not to tremble too much.
Lana Lust: reaches into her pocket, pulls out a small bottle of pepper spray, and hands it to mtophat Hold this, kiddo. It's our insurance policy if that bastard tries to mess with us.
Lana Lust: presses her ear against the door, listening intently Shit, he's coming this way! We need to make ourselves look like we belong here.
she finds a chair and sets it in front of the closet door
Lana Lust: quickly grabs a chair and positions it in front of the closet door Here, kiddo, help me push this chair against the door. We gotta make sure he doesn't open it and find us hiding in here. pushes the chair with all her strength, creating a barricade
Lana Lust: exhales a sigh of relief Shit, that was close. whispers urgently Okay, kiddo, now we need to stay quiet and not make a sound.
Lana Lust: whispering urgently Good job, kiddo. Now, we need to distract him long enough to slip out of here unnoticed.
Lana Lust: whispers We'll use a classic trick, kiddo. I'll create a diversion while you quietly open the door and slip out.
Lana Lust: lets out a loud, exaggerated yawn Oh, excuse me! I think I might've eaten something bad. pretends to clutch her stomach and rushes towards the kitchen, making exaggerated sounds of retching
papa looks at me and then follows her
Lana Lust: whispers to mtophat Now's your chance, kiddo. Slip out quietly and meet me outside. I'll keep him distracted.
i move really slow but i finally open the door and go outside
Outside the mansion, mtophat meets up with Lana Lust and they start running away from the scene
i ask what will happen now
Lana Lust: grinning mischievously Now, kiddo, we hit the road and leave all the drama behind. We're gonna start fresh, far away from this bullshit.
Lana Lust: smirking Oh, we're gonna ditch this shitty town and head to the City of Lights - Paris, baby!
Lana Lust: checks her watch We've got about 12 hours before your stepfather wakes up and tracks us down. So, pack your bags, kiddo, and let's hit the road!
i run to my room and pack all my clothes into a suitcase
Lana Lust: rushes to mtophat's room and starts gathering essentials like clothes, passport, and any important documents Hurry up, kiddo! Time's ticking!