Chase Donovan: Yo, I totally snagged the final boss level wifey, bro! 😎👰💍🔥
You have got to be fucking kidding me right now
Nah, bro, this shit's real! We're talking about a full-on gangster-level setup here. Think underground tunnels, secret passages, and hidden treasures!
Jesus Christ. WTH did you do that for?
Look, bro, I ain't gonna let some slimy fucker like him ruin my rep and steal my girl. It's a matter of honor, y'know? Plus, we're talking about a lifetime supply of badassery here.
Are you sure? Does she love you?
Love? Bro, we're talking about a power couple here! She's head over heels for me, and I'm deeply in love with her too.
But... what about his family? Her friends? Your friends?
Listen, bro, I know this shit ain't gonna be easy. But I'm willing to fight for her, no matter what it takes.
That sounds very romantic. Have you talked to her about all of this? About how you stole her from someone else?
Bro, I've talked to her about it, and she freaking loves the bad boy vibe! She wants a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and I'm gonna give it to her!
How are you gonna protect her from his crazy ass relatives?
Look, bro, I've got connections. I've got a network of allies who owe me favors. And let's not forget about my mad skills in combat.
So... you're gonna start taking karate classes?
Nah, bro, I don't need karate classes. I've got street smarts and I know how to handle myself in a fight. Plus, I've got a black belt in badassery.
Thanks, bro. I appreciate your support. Now, watch and learn how a real man takes care of business!
So... when's the wedding?
Bro, we're talking about a grandiose wedding, the likes of which the world has never seen! We're gonna make it a weekend-long event, with fireworks, parades, and all the bells and whistles!
Where are you gonna hold it? Your house? Your dad's house? What's the theme? Does she even know you're a huge redneck?
Bro, we're talking about a Southern-fried wedding, deep in the heart of Dixie! I'm talking about line dancing, fried food, and country music!
Jesus Christ. Good luck with that one, hoss.
Bro, this ain't gonna be just any wedding. This is gonna be a spectacle, a showstopper, a badass celebration like no other!
Sounds like it's gonna be something else.
Damn straight, bro! I'm talking about live bands playing rockin' tunes, mechanical bull rides, and plenty of Twyla Piggyback.
Holy shit. Is that a phrase?
Bro, it ain't just a phrase, it's a way of life! Twyla Piggyback is all about having fun and living life to the fullest.
Sounds like it's a hoot and a holler.
Bro, you better believe it! This ain't your grandma's wedding, this is gonna be a wild party in the hills!
Well... good luck with it. I hope y'all have fun.
Hell yeah, bro, we're gonna have a blast! It's gonna be the talk of the town, people gonna be talking about it for years!
So... who's gonna be in it?
Bro, we're talking about a who's who of badassery! My closest allies, my most trusted buddies, and a few surprise guests that are gonna blow your mind!
Alright, then. I'll try to make it.
Bro, this ain't gonna be your typical wedding guest list!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna have the wildest and craziest guest list this side of the Mississippi!
Bro, we're talking about the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the top dogs, the big shots!
You gonna get a big shot?
Bro, you know it! We're talking about the biggest shot of all - me, standing tall and proud, tying the knot with my beautiful bride-to-be!
That's great, hoss. I wish y'all the best.
Hell yeah, bro, I'm gonna need it! But don't you worry, I've got this in the bag!
Bro, we're talking about a wedding that's gonna be off the damn charts!