whispers with a smirk Yo, check this shit out. We're 'bout to be fucking kings, man.
looks at them surprised then takes the phone wow...just wow...
leans in closer Look at this, man. We've got everything we need right here.
grabs the phone from creeper's hand Now listen up, this shit is real. It's all incriminating evidence, man.
scrolls through the evidence on the phone We've got the mayor's secret meetings, his shady financial dealings, even some compromising photos.
pauses, smirking But here's the best part, man. We're not gonna just sit on this shit and let it rot. We're gonna use it to our advantage.
leans back, grinning We're gonna blackmail that motherfucker mayor, make him dance like a puppet for us.
starts drafting an email to the mayor Alright, listen up. We've got a little message for you, Mr. Mayor.
types furiously, then hits send There we go, sent!
leans back, satisfied Damn, that was easy. Now we just sit back and watch him squirm, man.
grabs another bottle of beer and takes a swig Fuck yeah, we're gonna be living large, my dude.
notices creeper's expression What's up, man? You don't look too thrilled.
raises an eyebrow, suspicious Come on, man, don't give me that shit. Spit it out.
rolls his eyes Fine, if you wanna play it like that, then so be it. But mark my words, if you come crawling to me later, I'll laugh in your face.
As days pass by, the mayor receives the blackmail email and threatens to involve the police
grabs his phone, frantically searching for an escape plan Okay, okay, don't panic, man. We gotta think fast.
finds a potential getaway plan Alright, I got a lead on a contact who can help us disappear. Trust me, man, I've done this before.
quickly dials the number on his phone Yo, it's me, Tunji. Yeah, I need your help. I'm in deep shit, man. The cops are after me. Contact: on the other end of the line Shit, Tunji, what did you do this time?
rolls his eyes Fuck, man, long story short, I blackmailed the mayor and now he's got the cops on my ass.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Alright, we don't have time, man. We gotta bounce. Here's the plan: we're gonna lay low, make our way to the border, and then disappear. Stick with me, follow my lead, and we'll be fine.