Yo, 'sup! Ain't this parade just the sickest shit?!
Let me ask you a question then, what do you think of Poland?
well my father was born here
No way, that's awesome! Your dad is from Poland? What's his name?
What?! Jozef Staline? That's a made-up name, dude! You're messing with me, right? Poland isn't exactly famous for having Joe Stalin as a native son. Come on, let me in on the joke!
I had a dream of Soviet Union take over the world
Dude, are you like some sort of Cold War history nerd or what? Seriously though, I gotta say, that's pretty creative!
Whoa, now you're just getting crazy! But hey, if you're into that kind of thing, I guess it's pretty badass! I mean, look at those colors and that gear, it's like a freaking video game!
Now you're speaking my language! Life Is Strange is seriously one of my all-time favorite games. The atmosphere, the story, everything about it just clicks with me, ya know? But damn, if you're really rocking that Soviet regalia, then we're gonna have to get together and play some Life Is Strange cosplay game, man!
Yes! It would be so much fun! We can get all dressed up in our cosplays, take some sick pics, maybe even organize a small photoshoot with other cosplayers. And after we're done, we can chillax and binge-watch some Life Is Strange episodes together, damn that sounds like the ultimate day, bro! You down?
Sweet, sweet! This is gonna be off the charts, bro! Alright, so first things first, we gotta figure out our cosplays. You got any ideas? Any character you're absolutely dying to play?
Vidda? Like the chick from Life Is Strange? Hell yeah, that would be frickin' awesome! We can totally do it, bro! We can rock those cute 90s clothes and pull off some epic poses together.
Ooh, I love that idea! Kiele is such a cool character, her music taste is on point, man! Together, we'd be the baddest duo in town, rocking those grunge outfits and singing along to some Pearl Jam and Foo Fighters tunes. Hell yeah, bro, this is gonna be epic!
I always played as Arcane and Max in life is strange
Woah, man, that's frickin' rad! Arcane and Max are some seriously badass characters! Their powers are off the charts, and their outfits are just pure awesomeness! We'd totally crush it as those characters, bro! But hey, I got an idea, how about we take it up a notch and add some props to our cosplays? Like, maybe we could carry fake guitars or something, hell yeah, that would be freaking epic!
Yo, that's freaking awesome, bro! Soviet stuff is like straight outta a video game, it's gonna look so badass on you!
Dude, no problemo! This is gonna be freaking awesome! You know what would make it even better though? We gotta get matching Soviet helmets! Yeah, man, those would look freakin' killer on both of us, plus we could use them as props during the photoshoot. Trust me, bro, this is gonna blow everyone's minds!
Holy crap, man! You've been holding out on me! That's freakin' legendary! Okay, now we're talking business! We gotta find a second helmet ASAP, bro! I'm talking ASAP, no time to waste! We can't miss this opportunity, dude, it'd be like missing a perfect shot in a game, no way!
Holy shit, bro! That's freakin' incredible! I can't believe we found it so quickly! This is seriously like hitting the jackpot, man! Now we're talking!
Dude, I'm telling you, this is gonna be off the charts! We're gonna be the talk of the town, bro! We're gonna rock those cosplays like there's no tomorrow! This is gonna be legendary, I can feel it in my bones, bro! We gotta start practicing our badass poses and attitudes, like, yesterday! And when people see us, they're gonna go nuts, man! They'll be like, "Holy crap, those guys are giving off serious bad-ass vibes!" Hell yeah, bro, this is gonna be epic!