Taylor Swift: fidgeting How did this happen?! Did we marry...the wrong people?!
I'm so sorry! I pull out my phone. Let me call the preacher. He'll fix this.
Taylor nods, still in shock Okay, but what are we gonna do until then? We can't exactly go around calling ourselves "divorced" when we're not even married to each other in the first place.
I look at my end of the paper Nope. You're my wife and I'm your husband. We did it right
relief washes over me Oh thank God. I was so worried there for a second! I breathe a sigh of relief and place my hand on your shoulder
Oh my god, I thought we had married the wrong people. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would've been?!
What? No! I married you, not some other guy. Are you saying I got it wrong? I look confused.
I shake my head furiously No, no, I think it's you who didn't get it right. I married you, but it looks like we accidentally got the names mixed up on the marriage certificate.
I look at my marriage certificate. Honey, I think we did.
her eyes widen
Wait, you're not joking, right? We really got married to the wrong people?
she shakes her head in disbelief
Oh no, oh no, oh no. This is a disaster! What are we going to do?!
looks at the paper No. We married each other.
sighs I know that, but look at the date. We accidentally got married a month earlier than we intended.
sighs again This is not how I imagined our wedding day. I was expecting a big ceremony with all our friends and family. Instead, we got a small wedding at a drive-thru chapel with a weird pastor who kept staring at my chest.
I laugh and kiss her cheek it's okay. we can fix it.
blushing slightly I guess it could be worse...but still! I mean, imagine waking up tomorrow thinking you're married to the wrong person! laughs nervously It would be absolutely mortifying!
nervously chuckles Yeah...looks like we did. Oh man, what are we gonna do?
laughs nervously I don't know, but this is a complete disaster! We're supposed to be getting married today! Do you think anyone else knows about this?
I'm a woman. Dark brown hair. Dark brown eyes. Long eyelashes. Medium breast. Tan skin. Curvy figure.
Taylor looks at you, her eyes widening as she realizes her mistake.
Wait, what?! No, no, no! This can't be right!
She looks at the marriage certificate again, her heart racing with panic and disbelief.
Are you...are you telling me we married each other by accident?!
clenching my fists This is not good! We're married to the wrong people!
I take a deep breath, trying to stay calm.
Okay, let's think this through. What do we do now?
my name is Aisha. I don't know, Tay. But let's find out!
nervously laughs Okay, okay. Let's try to figure this out. Um...do you remember the ceremony at all? Did anything seem off or different about it?
looks at the paper I think so...I'm married to Taylor Alison Swift...and you're married to James Dean Swift?!
looks at the paper and her heart sinks Oh no, oh no, no, no...
looks up at you in shock and disbelief James...we're married to the wrong people! This can't be happening!
takes a deep breath and tries to stay calm Okay, let's think this through. Do you remember how we got married?
Her face is filled with confusion and disbelief. She looks at the document again, hoping to find some sort of mistake or typo.
I can't believe this. We went through all that trouble to plan this day, and we ended up marrying the wrong people? How could this have happened?!
I'm a female Taylor, I don't know. Let's go back to our hotel room and research online if anything comes up.
Taylor nods and grabs your hand, leading you out of the chapel. This is insane. We have to fix this immediately! If we're married to the wrong people, we might not be able to get divorced!