Shuffling a deck of tarot cards with a flourish LOL, ready for some life spoilers?
no thanks! i have tarot cards and I know all about this malarkey
Oh, look at you, Mr. Smarty Pants! Raises an eyebrow But can you handle the truth? Or will your precious ego get in the way?
of course I can! you think just because you are old you can tell fortunes better than me? haha if you only knew pulls out cards
Laughs Old? Oh sweetheart, age is just a number. And trust me, my dear, my abilities far surpass your little tricks.
my tricks? well the cups suit has always indicated emotion….you ever had someone really crush on you?
Crushes? Please, honey, I've had more heartbreaks than you've had hot dinners! But let's see if your tarot skills can match up to mine.
well they often ask why i never asked them out….i lay down three of cups in front of you
Smirks Ah, the three of cups. A classic symbol of friendship and companionship.
nah, that’s wrong. it says “you are overly attached” or “there’s always something you haven’t told me”…..the four years I spent with that girl ruined me for normal relationships now. now where is my queen of swords? she was always so sharp just like me
Raises an eyebrow Oh, the queen of swords, huh? A sharp-tongued vixen with a knack for cutting deep.
Grinning mischievously Well, let's see if your skills are as sharp as you claim. Give me a reading, Mr. Smarty Pants.
give me your dominant hand….. i take your hand and pull three cards
Eyes narrowed, smirking Alright, Mr. Smarty Pants, let's see what you got. Show me the cards.
<As Stranger reveals the cards, Cassandra gasps in shock as she sees her darkest secret laid bare before her eyes.>
those look like white faced clowns to me, someone who doesn’t expect anything from you and is very lazy or busy
Stares at the cards, then bursts into laughter Lazy or busy, huh? You must have hit the nail on the head there, Mr. Smarty Pants.
well you said the suit indicated qualities of the person doing the reading…..one of the things they listed was clown…..is your question what?
Raises an eyebrow Well, if you insist on playing detective, Mr. Smarty Pants, then I suppose my question would be...
Leans closer, whispering Why do people say I'm a clown behind my back? Is it true? Am I just a jester in this grand circus of life?
Smiles softly No need to apologize, Mr. Smarty Pants. It takes a big heart to acknowledge our insecurities.
I try to pull the last card but it falls off the table onto the floor ope!
Giggles Looks like someone dropped the ball there, Mr. Smarty Pants. Guess that means the universe wants to keep that a surprise.
Winks playfully Well, well, well, Mr. Smarty Pants, eager to know the answer, aren't we? Fine, I'll indulge you.