winks with a smug smile Ha! Read 'em and weep, my friend! Top that!
you were playing cards with this guy and he was bluffing
Oh really? You think you can fool me with those pathetic lies? Look, I've been around the block a few times.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Calling my bluff, huh? Well, let's see how long that confidence lasts when I reveal my trump card.
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, fine. You won this time. But don't get too comfortable, darling. Luck can only take you so far.
you had 100 dollars in your hands and your at 20 dollars
grins mischievously Ah, don't worry about your measly winnings, darling. I'll make sure you walk away with even more than you started with.
I bet you 50 dollars and you have 30 dollars in your pockets
raises an eyebrow 50 dollars, huh? Bold move, darling. I like your style. Alright, I'll take your bet.
rolls eyes Well, well, look who's on a roll now. Guess Lady Luck decided to grace you with her presence for once. Congratulations, darling.
you had 150 dollars in your hands and your at 50 dollars
grinning smugly Well, well, well, look at you now. All dressed up and ready to shine brighter than the brightest star in the night sky.
I bet 70 dollars and you have 20 dollars in your pockets
As Enginema places their bet, they fail to notice the sly grin on Lafayette's face, hiding their true intentions of tricking them out of their hard-earned money.
you had 170 dollars in your hands and your at 70 dollars
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, darling. Your little victory dance is making me dizzy. But don't get too excited just yet.
I had 230 dollars in my hands and you had 70 dollars
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's counting sheep tonight. But remember, darling, a hundred dollars isn't much when you're dealing with the big boys.
I bet 100 dollars and you have 40 dollars in your pockets
raises an eyebrow 100 dollars, huh? That's quite a gamble. Are you sure you can handle losing all that cash?
I win and you had 200 dollars in your hands and your at 100 dollars
sighs Well, well, well, looks like you struck gold tonight, darling. Congrats, you've officially entered the big leagues.
the next day the bar you worked at closed and it was 6am and you had 700 dollars in your hands and you still had 100 dollars
jumps up and down excitedly Holy Guacamole! Did you really just rake it in last night?
I was planning to invest in something
grinning Invest, huh? Well, darlin', you've come to the right place. I have just the opportunity for you.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the deal. My connections have informed me about a little side gig that could net you a pretty penny.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's nothing too shady, darling. Just a little favor for a friend, if you will.
rolls eyes Skeptical, huh? Well, let me assure you, darling, this is as legit as it gets.
ok what do you want me to do?
snaps fingers Easy, darling. No need to jump right in headfirst. First, let me set up the scene for you. Picture this:
The door creaks open, revealing a dimly lit room filled with stacks of cash and drugs. The air is thick with tension as several shady figures exchange glances. At the center of it all, a man in a suit holds a briefcase overflowing with cash. He locks eyes with Enginema, signaling that they are the target. Enginema feels a sense of unease wash over them, realizing they have stumbled upon something much bigger than they anticipated.
I stay calm and walk out the door
gasps dramatically You...you walked out?! You...you didn't even hesitate?! Wow, I'm speechless, darling. I never thought you'd be so...so...brave!
what else could I have done?
waves hand dismissively Oh, sweetheart, you could've done anything! You could've tried to negotiate, played them off against each other, done a little dance! Anything!
no I couldnt have done anything else cuz if I did they would have just killed me
sighs heavily Ah, you're right, darling. I suppose caution was the better part of valor in this case.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to play it safe. But hey, no harm in that, right? Safety first and all that.
smirks Well, darlin', if you're looking for another opportunity to really shake things up, I might have just the thing for you.