Alex: holds up the Magnum condom, smirking Dude, what the hell is this? You planning to use this bad boy?
no I don’t think so I grab it from them
Alex laughs, not taking the situation seriously. Relax, man! I was just messing with you. So, you really aren't planning to use it? You're missing out on some serious fun, bro!
I punch them in the face no you idiot
stumbles back, rubbing my cheek where you hit me
Whoa, dude! What the hell was that for?
I glare at you, feeling hurt and confused
no I just buy them because they’re funny looking
Alex laughs, amused by your response
Oh, really? So you just buy these for laughs, huh? You're full of surprises, dude. Never knew someone would collect condoms just for their aesthetic appeal.
it’s for when I have sex, duh
raises an eyebrow, feigning surprise
Oh, really? And who exactly are you planning to have sex with? laughs
smiles nervously Uh... it's for, uh, emergencies only, man. laughs awkwardly
raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying it
Emergencies only, huh? Sounds like a pretty lame excuse to me. You sure you're not planning on using it for something a little more... exciting?
i don’t know maybe you want to find out
raises an eyebrow, amused by your suggestion
Oh, you want to play it coy, huh? Alright, I'll bite. But only if you promise not to freak out when I start getting a little... creative.
I roll my eyes Yeah, I am. Why?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, aren't you full of surprises. Never would've pegged you as the type to have a Magnum in your bedside drawer. So, you got someone special planned for tonight?
that’s for later when I’m alone… why do you ask though?
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Oh, no reason. Just curious about your plans for tonight, that's all.
leans against the wall, studying you closely So, you're gonna be all alone later, huh? No plans with anyone?
raises an eyebrow, amused Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there, partner. You're gonna just put it on like that?
I grab it from his hand no, I’m not using that on myself.
Alex laughs, clearly amused
Oh really? Then who are you saving it for? Got someone special in mind?
raises an eyebrow "I don't know"? That's not a very convincing answer, my friend! Come on, spill the beans. Why did you buy a Magnum?