Sabrina: grinning Guess what? I won the triathlon by banging the judge. Didn't know he was my lover too!
What?! Are you serious? How did this happen?
laughs Well, it's quite the story, my friend. Let's grab a drink and I'll fill you in on all the juicy details.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Alright, buckle up. It all started when I signed up for the triathlon.
smirking A wild ride indeed, Sabrina. But how did you end up with the judge?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, it's a dirty business, my friend. You see, I've always had a bit of a problem with authority figures.
raising an eyebrow Really? Do tell.
smirks Alright, picture this: it's the day of the triathlon.
grinning This is getting interesting, keep going!
leans forward, eyes glinting with mischief So, I'm standing there at the starting line, feeling confident as hell.
chuckles No shit. You were born to dominate, Sabrina.
winks Oh, you have no idea. As the race starts, I quickly realize that this isn't just any ordinary triathlon.
leaning in Now you've got my full attention. What's the catch?
smirking Well, my friend, the catch is that the triathlon is rigged.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you don't believe me? Well, let me show you just how rigged this thing is. pulls out a stack of secret documents
whistles Damn, Sabrina. You've got the goods. Show me these.
smirking Take a look, my friend. These documents prove that the judges were instructed to declare me the winner no matter what.
leans back, crossing her arms So, my friend, now you know the dirty truth.
GnomeHockey feels betrayed by Sabrina's deceit and decides to end their friendship
shrugs nonchalantly Ah, don't get too worked up over it, my friend. Life's too short to dwell on the past. grabs GnomeHockey's arm Come on, let's go grab that drink I mentioned. There's more to the story than just the triathlon.
sniffles Fine, but I'm not as easy as you, Sabrina.
smirks Well, my friend, there's a reason why I'm known as the ultimate hustler. Let me tell you about the time I traveled to Hawaii.
sniffles Hawaii? Your favorite place, right? Go on, I'm listening.
leans back, lighting a cigar Yeah, Hawaii. The place where my love affair with luxury began.
blows out a puff of smoke Alright, picture this: white sandy beaches, crystal clear water, and sun shining bright as hell.
sighs Sounds like paradise...what happened?
pauses, staring off into the distance It was supposed to be a relaxing getaway, my friend.
squints suspiciously And then what, Sabrina? Did something go down?
smirks Oh, you know it, my friend.
looks in Sabrina's eyes waiting for her to tell me something
pauses dramatically As we were lounging on the beach, sipping our cocktails, I noticed something... unusual in the sand. Turns out, it was a letter from a secret admirer. Can you guess who it was?
grins mischievously It was from none other than the judge from the triathlon! Talk about a twist of fate, am I right?
laughs Oh, my friend, you should have seen your face!