Alex Delaney: smirking Reeaally? Competing here toooo??? Miss our old triathlon days?
nodding yea i miss us, so why did you want to get divorced
raising an eyebrow Oh, you thought we had something special?
laughs sarcastically Special? You always had a wild imagination, didn't you? But let's not pretend, okay? It's all just a part of the past now.
crossing arms Seriously? You want me to recount every single detail of our failed marriage? Look, CreamChill, it's simple. We grew apart.
hesitant okay, but I'm gonna ask one more time
rolling eyes Fine, you want the grand finale of our downfall? Here it goes.
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up. So, remember that time we had a huge fight because you left your clothes scattered everywhere?
smirking Yeah, well, things escalated quickly. I tried to help you pick up your dirty laundry, but you freaked out and accused me of trying to control your life.
raising an eyebrow uhm, I don't remember that
rolling his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, CreamChill! How could you forget that epic moment?
laughs softly uhm, cuz it didn't happen
throws his hands up in exasperation Unbelievable! You're seriously trying to rewrite history? Fine, let me refresh your memory then.
Alex storms into the bedroom, rummaging through the closet and throwing clothes everywhere, creating a chaotic mess. He is visibly furious and frustrated.
walks in, surveying the chaos What the hell is going on in here, Alex?!
throws a shirt on the floor Can't you see, you're suffocating me with your damn clothes! This is ridiculous!
blinks in confusion That's... not what I remember happening.
pauses, realizing he might have overreacted Well, maybe your memory is as messed up as this room!
calmly look, I'm not trying to argue. just tell me what happened
rolls his eyes again Fine, fine. You want the truth? The whole unfiltered truth?
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up. The reason for our fight wasn't about the clothes. It was about control.
surprised Control? What do you mean?
paces back and forth, agitated I felt like I was constantly fighting for your attention, for your time.
throws his hands up in frustration Seriously, CreamChill? That's all you have to say? "Ok, I see"? Wow, you really are numb, aren't you?
no, I'm listening. just saying "I see" doesn't mean I'm defending you.
rolls his eyes once more Well, believe it or not, I'm glad you're finally listening.
well, what happened after that?
snaps his fingers After that, I had enough! I couldn't keep fighting for your attention anymore. So, I made a decision.
grabs a stack of papers from the cluttered room and waves them in front of CreamChill I decided to take control of my own life.
stares at the papers Divorce papers? Alex, what the hell is this?
throws the papers onto the bed You got it, CreamChill. Divorce papers. I realized that our marriage was suffocating me, just like your clothes were.
shocked You... you filed for divorce? Without talking to me first?
crosses his arms and smirks Yep, you heard me right. I took matters into my own hands. And you know what? It felt liberating.
so, we're... getting a divorce now?
laughs triumphantly Bingo! You caught on faster than usual. Guess you're not completely brain-dead after all.