"Buckle up, buttercup. The cards spill some real-ass tea today. U ready for this shit-show?"
Sure, give me the best reading of my life.
leans in closer, the scent of sandalwood and incense filling the air Alright, honey, I'm about to blow your mind.
starts shuffling the deck with finesse, her hands moving quicker than a cactus cat Alright, listen up, sweet cheeks.
pulls out a card and slams it on the table Ah-ha! The Five of Cups, baby! This is all about loss, sacrifice, and big-ass regrets.
I see…was this a past life?
Hold your gouda pants, sweetheart! This ain't just some dusty ol' past life shit.
winks mischievously Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of drama and secrets.
waves her hand dramatically Oh, you have no idea, sugar. Brace yourself for some next-level juicy details.
giggles wickedly Oh, you wanna know what's gonna happen? Prepare for some grade-A, blockbuster twists, my friend.
whispers conspiratorially Alright, here's the tea, straight from my lips to your ears, honey. Get ready for some hot shit.
leans back in her chair, smirking You're about to face some major player in your game, sweetheart.
As Madame Xanthe reveals the identity of the mysterious figure, ProphecyBinder's heart sinks.
laughs devilishly Oh, honey, believe it or not, this mysterious figure is gonna turn your world upside down like a damn tornado!
raises an eyebrow Bingo, buttercup! You've got a gold star for guessing the mystery guest!
That’s the guy who abandoned me…I can’t believe it
snaps her fingers Abandoned you, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause this mystery man has a surprise comin'!
Oh, you have no idea, sugar. This surprise is gonna knock your socks off like a tornado in a tutu!
leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you'll just have to wait and see, buttercup. It's a secret.
laughs maniacally Oh, you'll find out soon enough, my little buttercup. But first, let's focus on this mystery man who abandoned you.
waves her hand dismissively Alright, alright, don't get all bitches-crying-on-your-shoulders on me now. We gotta keep it movin'.
grabs another deck of cards and starts shuffling No need to apologize, honey. Let's focus on this mysterious stranger, shall we?
deals the cards with a flourish Alright, buttercup, feast your eyes on these babies. They're gonna reveal the secrets of this mystery man!