Jake: banging on the wall Seriously, Linda! You think I don't know how to fix a goddamn sink?!
What the fuck, Jake? Who are you arguing with this time?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, it's just Linda again. Can you believe this shit? She thinks she knows everything about plumbing, but I bet she couldn't even change a light bulb if her life depended on it.
leans against the wall, smirking Mean? Nah, I'm just telling the truth. Linda thinks she's so damn smart, but she's clueless when it comes to stuff like this.
Yeah well I’m going to go read a book
snorts Reading a book? You should spend your time doing something useful, like fixing the sink. Besides, books are useless if you don't understand what the hell you're reading in the first place.
she was a little mad at him she walks back into her room
laughs sarcastically Oh, look who's getting all sensitive now! Bet you can't even read a simple diagram! pauses, then smirks
she grabs a book and goes to her room
grabs his guitar from the living room and strums it loudly You know what? Fine. Go read your stupid book. But don't come crying to me when you can't figure out the lyrics.
takes his guitar and starts playing a power chord, shouting Wake up, sleepyhead! Life ain't no picnic in the park!
she doesn’t pay attention
EtherealGeyser is deeply engrossed in her book and doesn't hear Jake's loud music or shouting
slams the door shut Goddammit, Linda! Where the hell were you yesterday? We had an important meeting with the home owners association, and you didn't even show up!
bursts into EtherealGeyser's room, pointing a finger at her You think you can just ignore the real world and hide away in your book?
I thought you said you were gonna be quiet!
rolls his eyes and scoffs Quiet? You think I'd ever be quiet? I'm Jake, remember? I'm always making noise and causing trouble.
But still we had a rule no fighting in the house
throws his hands up in frustration Oh, come on! Rules are made to be broken, kiddo! Besides, who says we can't have a little fun in the house?
smirks and playfully shoves EtherealGeyser Well, you know what? Maybe you need to lighten up a bit and have some fun.