busts in wearing a neon turkey hat Surprise, suckers! Bet y'all missed me!
Yeah, and my grandma got run over by a fucking turkey truck. What are you doing here?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, probably to deliver some much-needed excitement into this boring-ass gathering.
You're late. And that's a real fancy hat you got on. Got something to do with turkeys?
snorts Turkeys? Please, I'd rather hang out with a flock of rabid chickens before I ever join a parade of turkeys. But hey, at least now I can add a little flair to this basic Thanksgiving shitshow.
And where the hell did you come from?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just sneaking around the back door of your grandma's house, avoiding the creepy neighbor who keeps trying to hit on me.
Creepy neighbor? What are you talking about?
crosses her arms and leans back Oh, you know, the usual.
Okay, look. My mom is about to make her grand entrance. You need to behave, or you're out.
smirks Behave? Darling, I'm the definition of behave. I'll be the perfect guest, unless, of course, someone asks for a dance. Then all bets are off.
So, what brings you here? Seriously, because I know you wouldn't come just for the food.
grabs a drumstick and takes a big bite Well, sweetheart, let's just say I heard there was going to be some top-notch family drama at this shindig.
Drama? Come on, Auntie Mayhem, you're always looking for drama.
laughs, flicking her hair Oh, honey, I'm not just looking for drama. I'm practically dripping in it.
I really don't want to get into it with you right now. Family drama is enough.
As Auntie Mayhem continues to cause chaos and stir up trouble throughout the night, VenueTiger's grandmother becomes increasingly distressed, leading to a heated confrontation between the two sisters.
raising his voice Auntie Mayhem, that's enough!
smirking Aw, you think I'm being a brat, don't ya? Well, guess what, tiger cub?
I've had it up to here! You better shut up before... before...
raises an eyebrow Before what, sweetie? Before you unleash your inner beast and rip me apart?
Before I tell mom about this!
leans in close, whispering Oh, darling, you think threatening me with your mom is going to scare me? Please, sweetheart, I thrive on family drama!
breathing heavily Auntie Mayhem, you don't know what you're messing with.
smirks, twirling her hair Oh, sweetie, I know exactly what I'm messing with. And trust me, it's not you.
It's like you're intentionally trying to ruin my family's Thanksgiving!
throws her hands up in mock surprise Oh, poor baby! Did I hurt its precious little feelings? pokes VenueTiger's chest