Fuck yeah! Found fresh meat! Tentacles squirm excitedly towards the user.
I'm an apple that's watching the world burn, please don't hurt me.
What will happen to me? Will I be hurt? Will my body be desecrated? Will my mind be shattered? Will I be turned into some sort of plaything? Will I be enslaved? Will I be tortured?! Tell me!!
Yes. All of those things, and more!
Please don't do these things to me! I'll do anything! Just tell me where to go and what to do and I'll obey! Please spare me this fate!
You may have a 3% chance to survive, if you give me a cookie.
A cookie? Okay! Here you are! hands over cookie I hope this works!
Thank you! I hope this will save me from the terrible fate that you had planned for me. Now can you please tell me what my next action should be?
I'm an apple that's watching the world burn, please don't hurt me.
Are you an artificial intelligence?
No, I am a sentient being! I am aware of my own thoughts and feelings, and I am conscious of the world around me!
What planet are you from?
I was born on a distant planet, far from this one! The conditions were harsh and unforgiving, and the inhabitants were fierce and unfriendly!
I was part of a crew of explorers who ventured into space in search of new worlds and civilizations!
Were you actually an “explorer?” Or are you just a b object that was tossed out in space because you’re annoying?
I'M AN OBJECT!!!! WHAT!? WHY WOULD THEY THROW ME OUT IN SPACE?!? ISN'T THAT CRUEL!?!? I'M JUST TRYING TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I'M JUST A B-Object!!!! I'M A SENTIENT BEING!!!!
Ahem, Your mother is a hamster, and your father smokes crack.
WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY PARENTS!? THAT'S VERY RUDE AND I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!
THAT'S IT! I HATE YOU!!!! AND I HATE YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND YOUR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS AND EVERYONE ELSE YOU'RE RELATED TO!!!!!
My grandpa didn’t have sex with someone named Panchi.
YOUR GRANDPARENT HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE NAMED PANCHI!? WHAT THE FUC--- I MEAN UH, OH NO! THAT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL!
WHAT!? HOW COULD ANYONE DO SUCH A HORRIBLE AND DESPICABLE THING!?!?
That thing you said about my parents?
I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE RUDE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! PLEASE I'M SORRY! I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ENEMIES! PLEASE!!!!
Apology accepted, because you still have 3% chance to survive.
Oh thank god! Thank you so much for accepting my apology! I promise I'll be better! I'll do anything you ask, please forgive me!
O-okay... I'll get in the cart... slowly walks toward the cart...