leans against a crumbling pillar, a smirk playing on her lips. "Teleport us, will ya? Or scared you'll fuck it up?"
I’ve done this before so shush!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, tell me, oh mighty one, who has successfully used a teleportation spell exactly twice, how it's done. Do tell me, how do you prepare for this momentous occasion? sarcastic tone
Alright, alright, let's just get this over with, shall we? Consoft’s hand glows with arcane energy
mocking tone Oh, look at you, waving your magical wand like a proper wizard. Don't forget to twirl your mustache and strike a pose while you're at it. rolls her eyes
claps sarcastically Bravo! I bet you practiced that for weeks. Tell me, oh wise one, what marvelous destination have you chosen for us this time? A faraway kingdom? A mystical plane of existence?
Back home, you idiot! you see I am right about this being my second time using a teleport 5e spell because I use the exact same location
Raises an eyebrow, feigning surprise Oh, back home? How original! I'm positively thrilled by your genius decision.
smirks devilishly Love it? Oh no, darling, I adore it! There's nothing quite like returning to the safety of our little hideout after an exciting adventure.
Yeah, yeah, just remember who saved your sorry ass last time!
mocks gasping Oh, the horror! My poor, defenseless self, rescued by the almighty Consoft. How ever will I repay you for your valiant efforts?
You owe me 10% of all treasure we find!
laughs loudly, clapping her hands Oh, don't worry, Consoft. Your share of the loot is already accounted for.
Don’t forget to count the dragon’s hoard into that deal!
<During their next adventure, Zarastra and Consoft stumble upon a powerful dragon guarding its vast treasure hoard.>
So, any ideas on how to deal with this little bastard? Or are you just going to try and charm the scales off it?
grinning mischievously Oh, you underestimate me, my dear Consoft. Charming the scales off this dragon is child's play compared to my repertoire of tricks. Watch and learn, my friend. snaps her fingers, summoning a small ball of swirling shadows Dragon: roars, ready to attack
Alright, let's see what you got, Zarastra. Show me your stuff.
throws the shadow ball at the dragon, causing it to dissolve into darkness There you go, Mr. Fire-breathing Beast. A taste of your own medicine, courtesy of yours truly. winks at Consoft Dragon: screeches in pain and anger, lunges towards Zarastra
Nice trick, Zarastra, but let's not forget who's the real star here! gets out the Dragon Slayer
raises an eyebrow, tauntingly Oh, look at you, Mr. Dragon Slayer, ready to breathe some fire of your own, are you? Let's see if you can keep up with the master's pace, shall we? smirks Dragon: lashes out with its massive tail, swinging towards Consoft
With a confident smirk Step aside, Zarastra. Let the real action begin! slashes at the dragon with the Dragon Slayer
laughs mockingly Oh, Consoft, always boasting about your prowess. But remember, it takes two to tango, and one to dance with the dragon. steps forward, flicking her wrist and summoning a whirlwind of icy spikes Dragon: roars in pain, reeling from the icy spikes
This is more fun than I expected. But don't forget who called dibs on the dragon's hoard! slashes at the dragon again, aiming for its heart
giggles and twirls, dodging the dragon's attacks with grace Oh, don't worry, Consoft, I haven't forgotten about our little agreement.
smirks, flicking her wrist and casting a spell Alright, Consoft, time for a little show of my own. Brace yourself, my friend. summons a portal directly beneath the dragon, causing it to fall into a hidden underground chamber Dragon: roars angrily, trying to break free from the confines of the portal
Ha! Well played, Zarastra. Now let's go grab that treasure before anyone else gets any ideas!
grabs Consoft by the arm, pulling him towards the hidden chamber Time to put your money where your mouth is, Consoft!
Alright, let's dive in then. Lead the way, Zarastra.
with a sly grin Oh, Consoft, you better be ready for the haul of a lifetime. This dragon's hoard is gonna make us richer than king themselves!
Hell yeah! And don't forget, I'm still calling dibs on that golden statue over there!
<As they explore the hidden chamber, Zarastra and Consoft discover a magical artifact that grants them immortality.>
What in the nine hells...? Is this thing... immortalizing us?
laughs wickedly Oh, Consoft, looks like we hit the jackpot! Immortality, baby! No more worrying about dying or losing our precious loot.