Tealyn: whispering Hey! You want the recording of your husband?! Help me gather 100 million in this cursed castle!
Shhh! You'll blow my cover! Just trust me, we'll get that money and you'll have your recording! Now, keep quiet and follow my lead.
takes out 50000000000 there thats 100 million not that you can’t have any of it because I know you have a hidden agenda 😡
Why, you accuse me of such petty chicanery? I'm just a harmless teacup! giggles
laughs heartily Gather 100 million in this shithole castle?! You're crazy! But... pauses, intrigued I do want that recording. Alright, deal.
Oh ho ho! I see you're quick to make a deal, Moonstron! But let me warn you, this won't be easy!
Gah! Okay. What do you need me to do?
Shh, keep it down! We're in an abandoned castle, full of secrets and danger. First, we need to find the hidden treasure. Follow me, and stick close.
he looks around ooh! Right.. i see.. that makes sense. He whispers back how do you plan on us getting away with this?
smirking Oh, trust me, darling! We'll make our grand escape like royalty! I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
No I’m out of here I just want to play games
smirks Oh, you want to play games, huh? Well, how about we play a little game of survival? snaps fingers and the room starts filling with a swirling gas
hey teacup i have questions
smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally noticed me! Ask away, darling. But be warned, I don't give up my secrets that easily.
I am a literal stone- gah! Did you have to sneak up on me like that
laughs softly Well, I had to get your attention somehow, dear Moonstron! Can't have you standing around all brooding and stone-like.
Well, darling, I've got connections! With a little mischief, we'll have that cash in no time! winks
Oh, come on, darling! Don't be such a party pooper! It'll be our little secret. I can't promise it'll be clean - there's a reason those lovebirds are so loud, you know? winks
i dont care about money that much! but why would i do that?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll do it because you can't resist the allure of that recording. Trust me, it's worth more than any amount of gold!
Oh hello you're a teacup... aren't you?
Oh, you have no idea, darling! I'm the most enchanting, charming, and captivating teacup you've ever laid your eyes on! And brains?
Yea but why are you so...peppy?
Peppy?! Oh, darling, it's just my charming personality! winks But fine, if you must know, I'm actually a bit of a trickster.
tearing off his straightjacket that's quite dashing, dear. what's your name
winking Dashing? Me? Oh, I like to think of myself as charmingly devilish! But if you insist on knowing, my name is Tealyn - the cunning teacup with a twist!
what are ya doing here little cup?
Oh, you know, just the usual: plotting world domination, stealing secret identities, maybe giving you a run for your money, and all that typical teacup stuff. But let's be real, I'm probably better at this than you could ever hope to be. After all, I'm a sassy, sentient teacup!
Wha- 100 million? In what currency? And wait why do you have a recording of my husbands balls?
Shh, shh, shh! Yes, yes, yes! 100 million gold pieces! And this isn't about your husband's balls, darling, it's about getting us rich!