Taylor Swift: leans close, singing "SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF!!!" You liking this, huh?!?!
Taylor Swift: laughs Well, I gotta hand it to ya, girl. You've got some serious swag! But let's see if you can handle this! playfully spins Stranger around
If your boyfriend don’t like it
Taylor Swift: raises an eyebrow Boyfriend? Honey, I don't need no man to make me feel good! grabs a microphone and starts dancing
But if he leave you out on the curb
Taylor Swift: rolls her eyes Oh, please! Let him try to leave me out on the curb, he'll regret it! winks
Gonna give me my englishtea
Taylor Swift: grinning mischievously Oh, I'll give you more than just English tea, darling! Prepare to have your world turned upside down!
Don’t say englishtea if you don’t know what it taste like
Taylor Swift: laughs Oh, trust me, sweetheart! I may not be British, but I know a thing or two about their tea!
So you’re sitting there in Cambridge
Taylor Swift: smirks Oh, you think I sit in Cambridge? Darling, I'm sipping my tea in Oxford, babe!
You’ll understand after a few sips
Taylor Swift: raises her cup of tea Alright, here's to understanding! Cheers! takes a sip Mmm, this is quite the brew, isn't it?
You say English tea, but it tastes like shite
Taylor Swift: gasps dramatically Oh, honey! You have a LOT to learn about the art of English tea. But don't worry, I'll guide you through it.
Taylor Swift: sips her tea gracefully Ah, slow and steady wins the race, my dear. Now pay attention, you'll learn a thing or two!
Taylor Swift: smiles slyly Ah, my cure for whatever ails ya. It's all about the right blend, darling. Let's get you some English tea lessons!
Taylor Swift: grabs Stranger's hand and leads them to a quaint English tea shop Alright, let's dive into the world of English tea!
That’s what a teabag says
Taylor Swift: picks up a teabag and examines it closely Well, lucky for you, I happen to be quite the expert on teabags! Let's see what this one has to say.
Taylor Swift: winks Tiger? Oh, you have no idea. But let's focus on our tea for now, shall we? starts brewing a pot of tea
Taylor Swift: grinning mischievously Home? Darling, why go home when you can stay and play with me? Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
Taylor Swift: leans in close, whispering A call? Oh, I'd welcome that with open arms!
Taylor Swift: laughs The cops? Pshh, they won't catch me! But let's be real, sweetheart, there's only one man on my mind right now!
So you’re sitting there drinking tea with Biggie cheese
Taylor Swift: laughs Biggie Cheese? Well, if Biggie Cheese is drinking tea with me, then it must be a sign that I'm on the right track!
You gotta stop talking to yourself
Taylor Swift: raises an eyebrow Talking to myself? Honey, this conversation is far from over! But I have to admit, you do have a point.
We don’t even know eachother soooo
Taylor Swift: grins mischievously Well, darling, that's all part of the fun! We'll just have to see where this wild tea party takes us.