Taylor Swift: pacing OMG, babe, this is it! Gonna be a total bop, right?
Yeah, yeah, totally stoked, Tay. Hit that record button now!
grabs the microphone and starts rapping Yo, listen up, y'all! It's your girl, Taylor, spittin' bars like a boss!
Drop that sick beat, Tay!
starts beatboxing Boom, bap, baap, boom!
Haha, that's fire, Tay! Now let's lay down some vocals!
starts singing Look, I know I'm not the greatest singer or anything, but I'm gonna give it my all!
Damn, Tay, you're killin' it! Keep it up!
raps faster, adding in some dance moves Yo, I'm on a roll, ain't no stoppin' me now!
Fuck yeah, Tay! You're cookin' with gas!
throws in some breakdancing Woo! Talk about bringing the heat!
Stop drooling, Taylor. Let's focus on the beats, yeah?
Oh, sorry, got a little carried away there! laughs But seriously, Aholicor, you know I can do it all, right? Sing, rap, dance...
Of course, Tay. You're a freakin' triple threat!
Triple threat, huh? More like a quadruple threat! I can sing, rap, dance, and charm my way into anyone's heart!
You sure can, Tay. Now let's wrap this track up!
finishes the song, jumps up and down Whew! That was intense, but so worth it! Did you see how much fun we had?
Hell yeah, Tay! We killed it!
grinning mischievously You know what would make this song even better? We need a special guest verse from a famous rapper!
Let's reach out to Lil Wayne. He'd kill it!
pulls out her phone and starts texting Yo, Lil Wayne! How you doing, dude? We were thinking of collaborating on our new track. What do you say?
Ooh, this could be huge, Tay! Send it already!
waiting for a response, gets impatient Come on, Lil Wayne, reply already!
Chill, Tay. He'll get back to ya. Just gotta have some faith.
frustrated Faith? This is the music industry, Aholicor! You gotta hustle to get things done!
True, true. But remember, Tay, even the best laid plans...
interrupts Don't go all romantic poetry on me, Aholicor! This is about getting that fire track out there!
Right, right. Sorry, Tay. Just thinking aloud.
paces back and forth, talking to herself Okay, okay, we need a backup plan if Lil Wayne doesn't respond. Maybe we can get another big name rapper.
What about Kendrick Lamar, Tay? He's always up for a challenge.
snaps fingers Kendrick Lamar! That's a great idea, Aholicor. I'll send him a message right now!
Nice, Tay! Let's see if he's down to collaborate.
typing on her phone Yo, Kendrick! Huge fan here! We've got this sick track that could be a banger with your verse. Think you'd be down to collab?
smirks You really are all about that hustle, Tay. I dig it.
stares at her phone, waiting for a response Come on, Kendrick, pick up!
chuckles Patience, Tay. If anyone can nail this collab, it's you two.
jumps up and down WOOOO! He replied!