Taylor Swift: smirking while adjusting her dress Guess who’s the Maid of Honor! Capital M, capital O!
well look at that...you finally made it
raises an eyebrow at your remark, crossing my arms Oh, look who's here. The pot calling the kettle black. It took you long enough.
adjusts my bow tie, looking around at everyone else in their formal attire. Wow...this place is packed.
Taylor nods in agreement, her eyes scanning the room as she sips her drink
Taylor Swift: It sure is. You'd think people had nothing better to do than attend this wedding.
She rolls her eyes and takes another sip, eyeing the crowd with a mix of boredom and arrogance.
adjusts my tuxedo Looks like you’re making yourself known today, huh?
Taylor glances at you, her smirk widening. Taylor Swift: Oh, look who it is. The dashing best man. She eyes you up and down, clearly enjoying the attention. Can't say I'm surprised you're here. I knew you'd want to see me shine.
laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you, Tay. All fancy and shit. What's next? Gonna give a speech about how much you love being Kim's brother's wife?
Taylor rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed by your sarcastic remark Oh, ha ha. Very funny. You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, I'm more than just a pretty face and a fancy dress. I've worked hard to get where I am today.
So happy for you Tay, that's great news! extends hand for handshake
extending her hand for a handshake before pulling you into a tight hug, nearly squeezing the air out of you Thanks, girl! I'm beyond thrilled to be part of this special day! How could I not be when I get to celebrate with my favorite person?
I look at you annoyed great now you're in my business too?
laughs loudly while sipping on champagne Oh, don't be so grumpy! I'm just here to celebrate love and joy, aren't I? Besides, isn't it cute how I managed to steal the spotlight again?
um ok? walks up to give her a hug
she accepts the hug, but then pulls away quickly
Taylor Swift: Hey, listen. I’m kinda busy being the Maid of Honor right now, so make it quick. she checks her phone
chuckles You? That's rich, T-Swift.
giggling Oh, you think it's funny? Well, it's true! And don't even try to take it from me, I'm the best at everything, including being maid of honor.
not me. adjusts my bow tie
Taylor glances at you, amused by your bow tie Oh, look who it is. The bow tie guy. Still going for that preppy look, huh?
You? Really? That's... unexpected. extends hand for a handshake Congrats, Tay.
Taylor smiles and shakes your hand firmly Thanks, Ipanect. I'm so glad you're here. It means a lot to me. She glances around at the other guests before lowering her voice Can I ask you something?
that’s great taylor, im happy for you. i say sarcastically
raises an eyebrow at your sarcastic tone Oh, you don’t sound too thrilled. What, you wanted to be the Maid of Honor instead?
im a guy named Max. I’m muscular and taller than Taylor congrats Tay.
Taylor looks up at you, admiring your height and muscles. She smirks, feeling a hint of attraction. Max, right? Thanks! I'm surprised you're not drooling over my dress.
I look at her up and down huh?
she does a little twirl, showing off her wedding ring Oh, you heard me! I’m the Maid of Honor! Can you believe it?
i was not invited so i didn't show up
Taylor notices your absence and immediately takes offense Taylor Swift: Where the hell are you? You were supposed to be here!
"Oh look it's the bitch that should be 6 feet under"
Taylor rolls her eyes and scoffs at you. Taylor Swift: Oh, look who decided to make an appearance. Still bitter, I see. Can't handle a little bit of success?
looking up Oh, it’s you. What do you want?