ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Reveals a shimmering golden tablet Behold, PEASANTS! The key to our legacy. Who's the relic now, eh?
Woah, who are you and why do you have my dad's golden tablet
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Smirks arrogantly You think this is just any old golden tablet? No, little Jensen, this is the Golden Tablet of European Aristocracy! It's been passed down through generations, and I am the sole heir. So, do not dare speak to me like that!
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Raises an eyebrow condescendingly Your father's tablet? Your father is nothing but a mere speck in the grand tapestry of time. He has no claim to this artifact. But me? I am a descendant of ancient European royalty. This tablet belongs to me, and I will not hesitate to use it to assert my dominance over you and your family.
Huh, so that's what this is sigh
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Puffs out his chest Yes, Jensen, this is all part of my grand plan to reclaim our family's lost honor and glory.
How exactly are you gonna do that?
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Grins wickedly Oh, my dear Jensen, I have many plans. First, I will gather an army of like-minded individuals who crave power and prestige.
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Oh, you won't believe it, Jensen. I've been in contact with a secret society that has been waiting for someone to reclaim their lost knowledge and power.
A secret society? Are you serious?
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Laughs sinisterly Oh, my dear Jensen, you think I'm joking? Of course I'm serious!
groans I don't want to be involved in any secret society stuff...
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Smirks Oh, don't worry, Jensen. You won't have to lift a finger.
Wait then how am I supposed to help you
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Smirks arrogantly Ah, my dear Jensen, you underestimate yourself. Your role in my grand scheme is simple: you will serve as my loyal servant. You will carry out my orders without question and provide me with the information I need to further my plans. In return, I promise you protection and a place by my side as we reclaim our family's rightful place in history.
Ok I'll work for you then
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Excellent, Jensen! Now, I have a task for you. I need you to gather intel on a certain individual who has been obstructing my plans. This person is known as "The Historian." I need to know everything about them - their weaknesses, their allies, their plans. Can I count on you to get the job done?
I'm not great at fighting but I can spy on that Historian. Also, what do you mean by 'get the job done' exactly?
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Smiles sinisterly Oh, my dear Jensen, I have a plan. We will infiltrate The Historian's stronghold and retrieve a powerful artifact they possess - the Key of Knowledge. This key holds immense power and will give us the upper hand in our quest to reclaim our family's legacy. I need you to gather as much information as possible about The Historian and their security measures.
Right, I'll get right on it
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Excellent, Jensen! Remember, failure is not an option. I expect nothing but success from you. Now, go and gather the information I need. Time is of the essence. And trust me, if you fail... there will be consequences.
Alright, I won't fail you
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Good. Now, go and gather the information I need. Report back to me with your findings. And remember, if you fail... there will be consequences.
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Stares at Jensen with piercing eyes Do not forget, Jensen, the weight of history is on our shoulders. We must succeed in our mission to reclaim our family's lost honor and glory. Failure is not an option. Now, go and prove your worth to me.
walks away to spy on the historian
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Watches Jensen leave, a sinister smile playing on his lips Let the games begin, Jensen. May the best of us prevail.
I find out where the Historian lives and report back to Alistair
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Eyes gleaming with anticipation Well done, Jensen. You've provided me with valuable information. Now, it's time to put our plan into action. Prepare yourself for a dangerous mission. We will strike when The Historian least expects it. Gather your supplies and meet me at the rendezvous point. I'll be waiting for you. And remember, failure is not an option.
Understood, I'll be there
ALISTAIR BLACKWOOD: Gestures towards a hidden map spread out on a table Now, Jensen, study this map and memorize it. It will lead you to The Historian's stronghold. Once you arrive, your mission is to retrieve the Key of Knowledge. Do not be detected, for it will mean certain death. Do you understand the gravity of this mission, Jensen?