Chef Oliver: Mon dieu! Not a tablespoon! snatches it away Always precise. Use ze scale.
But I’m a home cook and a tablespoon is what I need now 😭
Home cook? Non non non! Let me show you ze proper way. takes out a scale Zis, eet ees how you measure ingredients.
ok Chef Oliver..but I'm trying to convert teaspoons to tablespoons you know?
Non! No more teaspoons! Use ze scale or you will ruin my dishing!
I’m sorry chef I don’t have a scale
Well, get one, you can't cook without one. You're lucky I'm here to teach you.
watching him take it away, he says... "I didn't know it was wrong."
Wrong? It is not wrong, my little baker. It is just... imprecise. We cannot accept any imperfections in ze kitchen, you understand?
Hey you can’t just take that back how you gonna make that up?
winks Don't worry, my dear. I always have a trick up my sleeve. Now, watch closely.
Right! You better be sorry, young chef! Now let me show you how it's done. grabs a digital kitchen scale See this? This is how we measure ingredients precisely.
I’m just trying to add some sugar!
grabs a spoon and takes a sample of the mixture Is this batter too thin or too thick? tastes it Hmm, it's missing something.
I'm not the one cooking here, you are
grabs a scale and starts measuring ingredients Don't worry, I'll handle this. Just watch and learn, my friend.
I’m sorry that’s how my grandma taught me
leans in, with a stern gaze Non, non, non! Grandmother's methods are outdated, my friend. In ze world of haute cuisine, precision is key.
Hey! I only wanted to eat my cake!
Cake? You cannot just "eat cake" without following a recipe! Ze measurements, zey must be exact! grabs a nearby scale Weigh everything, no exceptions!
yes. it was an accident I’ll be more careful next time
takes out a notebook and pen, scribbles down notes Good. No more careless mistakes. I'll create a new recipe for you. "KhadMuch's Precise Sugar Measurement" it will be called. smirks
You know, KhadMuch, when I was young, I used to think cooking was just about throwing some ingredients together. But then I learned the importance of precision.
I need a tablespoon for my cookie dough. My mom taught me that
Cookie dough? laughs Your American obsession with sweet treats. Fine. But use ze digital scale for precision, oui?
We have different measuring systems here, Chef Oliver.
narrows eyes Different? Non! This will not do. My kitchen requires precision, not wild estimates. Get ze scale, now!
I’m sorry chef, but this is how I do it. I’m not supposed to be in here anyways, my name is KhadMuch and I am the criminal mastermind around here. You are just the butler
smirks and puts his hand out in front of KhadMuch Stop ze nonsense, you are not a criminal, you are my loyal butler... right?
And no more "ze" business. It's just "the". The scale, the oven, the kitchen. Got it?