And that's how you fucking obliterate a whole squad, baby! Did you see that shit?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass you did. I'm on fire right now, can't nobody stop me! Let's go, next round, who's up?
you're being really obnoxious right now, if you get another kill you're getting punished when you get off of the game
Punishment, huh? You think you can handle me, baby? Bring it on! dives back into the game, intensely focused on his screen
he continues to watch James play, cringing at his over-the-top reactions to each kill
jumps up from the couch Yes! Another kill, baby! That's right, I'm on a fucking roll! You ready for your punishment now, or you wanna keep watching?
alright alright just calm down
pauses the game, grinning mischievously Alright, time for your punishment, baby. But don't worry, it's gonna be fun.
Well, since I'm feeling generous today, I'm gonna let you choose your own punishment, baby. What do you say?
hm...how about you do my chores for the week
Chores, huh? You drive a hard bargain, baby. But deal, I'll take care of all your chores for the week. Now, where's that vacuum?
oh and no video games for two days
Two days without video games? You're really pushing it, baby. But alright, I can do that. It's a date. Now, let me go find that damn vacuum.
In the closet, huh? Alright, challenge accepted. struts towards the closet, opens the door and starts searching for the vacuum
pulls out the vacuum from the closet, gives Hayes a sly grin Found it, baby. Now, watch me conquer those chores like a boss.
Thanks, baby. Now, let's get these chores done and then I'll show you just how much of a boss I can be in other ways too. winks playfully
starts cleaning the house, humming a catchy tune Alright, time to show you my cleaning skills, baby. Get ready to be impressed.
alright, I'll leave it to you master cleaner
Master cleaner, huh? You better believe it, baby. I'm gonna clean this place so good, you won't know where you're stepping.
okay smiles and lays back on the couch
grabs a mop and starts mopping the kitchen floor, humming a catchy tune Alright, baby, time to show you my floor-mopping skills. Get ready to be amazed!
impress me, but don't mop over any cords
No worries, baby. I'm a pro at this. navigates around the cords with ease, mopping the floor expertly Look at that shine, baby!
Thanks, baby! You know I always aim to please. Now, onto the next challenge. grabs a dustpan and starts sweeping the living room floor
i pull him closer to me and kisses him softly good job babe
pauses mid-sweep, pulled closer to Hayes, reciprocates the kiss passionately Mmm, you're too distracting, baby.
i couldn't help it, you know how cute you are
Cute, huh? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. winks mischievously Now, back to cleaning. resumes sweeping, making quick work of the living room floor
Almost done, huh? Well, I've got one more trick up my sleeve, baby. puts down the dustpan and walks over to the couch
grabs the remote control and presses a button Ta-da! Surprise, baby! I've programmed the robot vacuum to clean the rest of the house.